Definitions by Johnny Chingas

Zoop,Schloop 

What happens when you get in a car and want to go somewhere.

Vell, I turned the key, and zoop, schloop !! I vass at the Hofbrau Haus !!

Zoop,Schloop by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

tweaker olympics

A competition for severely handicapped, often mentally, members of that special (retarded) group (tweakers).

I can't make the karaoke session tonight, 'cause I volunteered to help out with the tweaker olympics.

tweaker olympics by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

snafubar 

Concatenation of acronyms SNAFU and FUBAR. The author assumes you already know the interpretations of the above.

I can't FTP these files from one directory to another !! SNAFUBAR !!

snafubar by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

noopy 

A doll or character like Snoopy but without the S. More loveable than Snoopy, tends to be droopy.

What do I want for Christmas ? A new noopy-doll !!

noopy by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

pencil swirl 

A hallucination seen when on LSD, kind of like a kaleidoscope of Greek epsilons.

My vision was full of pencil swirls that exploded into color when a truck backfired.

pencil swirl by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

lickspittle 

A brown noser trying to curry favor with the boss.

"Norbert's taking the super out to lunch again ? What a bleeding lickspittle !!"

lickspittle by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

nartist 

An artist on narcotics.

First you take 5 crack hits, then you shoot up some skag, then you drink a quart of Scotch, and presto ! You're a nartist !

nartist by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004