Johnny 's definitions

flop

the male genitalia

He is such a cum-faced flopnocker

by Johnny December 8, 2003

TittyMan

the super hero who plays with his nipples and grabs others nipples and powerbombs them

"oh shit! here comes TittyMan

by johnny April 9, 2003

deucewaffle

A word that originated in Connecticut, at the high school i go to. The words definition depends on the context: it is used often because it sounds pretty funnny. It can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective. It could mean crappy, sub-par, and in some cases other things, like defecate.

(noun): Dude, this test is a deucewaffle! (this test sucks)

(verb): Alright, i'm gonna go take a deucewaffle. (i'm gonna take a poop)

(adj): Wow, that new girl in school has a deucewaffle face!

by Johnny March 18, 2004

zaggin

it is a good way of saying niggaz without getting your ass beat.

lets roll zaggin.
or edwin oak is a zaggin with ssssean.

by Johnny January 30, 2005

12 mile high

Other name for Macomb Community College in Warren, MI. Where dropouts and the less intelligent go to college when they can't get in anywhere else.

That pothead will end up at 12 mile high.

by Johnny October 7, 2005

double dipped

Past tense of dipping a chip twice into dip.

from Seinfeld:
"Did you just double-dip that chip?"
"Excuse me?"
"You double-dipped the chip."
"Double-dipped? What are you talking about?"
"You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again."
"So?"
"That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. Look, from now on when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it."

by johnny December 24, 2003

ridgemont high

Sweetest teen movie ever, often payed homage to by Family Guy, and in the music video "Stacey's Mom". Jeff Spicoli is the dude of the century, says Dude.com.

Guy 1 "Ridgemont high kicks the asses of all the other teen movies"
Guy 2: "Yeah, except Breakfast club!"
Guy1: "Oh yeah, that was a sweet movie"

by Johnny November 17, 2004