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Indy Face is a condition that arises from the age old practice of inbreeding in midwestern families. The inbreeding, a strict no-no both biologically and morally, causes facial distortions in offspring of brothers and sisters, dad's and daughters that have "done the nasty." Inbred offspring have very distinct, warped facial features not unlike those with down's syndrome. I see a lot of these kinds of people when I visit the midwest annually, mostly at car shows in Indiana.
We were at the car show the other day and saw this family walking around together. Their kid had a major league case of "Indy Face."
by Johnny D February 07, 2006

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Large, bulky, unattractive cotton panties. They are called quitters because when a young man reaches up a young woman's skirt to peel off her panties and stumbles upon these large, bukly, ugly panties, he "quits" his attempt to score a feel.
Dude...Jenny wears quitters. How lame is that?
by Johnny D April 18, 2005

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Beautiful Young lady, princess.
Tammy Huynh.
by johnny d October 04, 2003

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This is a term used to describe extremely hot temperatures, usually anything above 100 degrees farenheit. In the 80's, Kenny and his band came out with the song "The Heat is On...On the street"
Dude, It's like Kenny Loggins hot out today!
by Johnny D June 21, 2006

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To slap leather is to break out the bill fold and lay down some dollars
If you want to ride like the big dogs, you gotta slap leather home boy!
by Johnny D April 12, 2006

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Pronunciation: Goose-tav
- gustav, gustavo, gus-taav, goosetav

1.Someone who looks proud when they answer back with the insult "your mum!" or walks around constantly with a nike TN cap on and with his hands down his pants feeling himself. Someone who has no coutesy and is willing to "beat the shit" out of you if you say a sentence without at least 4 "fucks" in.Someone who has lost their virginity by the age of ten, usually to a beast of a girl, that he paid for.

2.People who attempt to boost their self-esteem or confidence by posting their most negative and stereotypical beliefs from the scial barrier of the Internet.

3.A person of low intellect.

4.A person incapable of earning their own living.

5.A person who, due to some profound physical/biological anomaly, is incapable of feeding, dressing, or bathing themselves.

"why is he trying to outsmart a dog...what a gustav"
by JohNny D June 19, 2006

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Yacht rock is cheesy pop rock music from the 80s and 90s. Artists like Michael McDonald, Kenny G, Stevie Nicks, Toto and a host of other similar bands comprise artists who performed this music. Think of dudes in their 50s cruising the harbor and snorting cocaine on their yachts blasting Kenny G and you will be able to picture those who enjoy yacht rock
I saw Billy's dad out in Newport Beach the other day cranking out some yacht rock. It made me want to vomit a shade of teal blue puke
by Johnny D April 19, 2006

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