John john-Smith Smith's definitions

Izzy

There are two types of izzys in this world... the tall ones and the short ones, both equally weird but you have to love that about them or they will come into your house at 3am and drag your body into the middle of a corn field

James:"my girlfriend is called Izzy"
Gordon: "which type?"

by John john-Smith Smith August 30, 2020

Samantha

A person who has no heart, doesn't appreciate art from the renowned artist Leonardo Di Caprio.

The mental capacity of a fucking tea spoon.
The type of person to still have to use her hand it work out her Left and Rights

"oh my what a lovely sun set"
"Shut the fuck you blithering idiot, that is a fucking light bulb Samantha"

by John john-Smith Smith September 19, 2020

chelsea

The kind of person to murder you whole family and then for your birthday give you all there fingers and think its totally normal.

chelsea did the chelsea thing....
"oh my lord thats alot of fingers"

by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020

h0e

h0e is basically the same as hoe except it doesn't count as being a bad word bc theres no "o" theres just a "0"

YOUR A H0E

by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020

jessie

idk probably going to end up with a hot tradie and then end up getting pregnant at 17

i wanna be jessie

by John john-Smith Smith August 30, 2020

The fuck

a great expression to describe a situation or action that has left you completely baffled

*Eagle snatches child*
-an appropriate first response- "the fuck"

by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020

smooze

It is an action that describes a person who is physically and mentally a cow and they just had a snooze

i just had a smooze

by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020