Definitions by John R.

penetration sex 

occurs when you get to actually put your penis inside her vagina.Contrasts with being Lewinski'd or given a blowjob or a hand job, or she presses your cock between her tits and rubs you off. Do not confuse with anal sex.

We dated for 6 months, she did everything for me, but finally gave me penetration sex.

penetration sex by John R. January 2, 2004

seal

a 'heavy' woman who does not have bulges or love handles, she merely has an evenly-distributed layer of fat all over her body (and her breasts are not necessarily large).There are no protruding bones to hurt you (hip or knee or rib)

She is a great seal fuck, she's a comfortable ride.

seal by John R. January 2, 2004

ride 

a comfortable fuck

She's a good ride; she lets me come over, we have some wine, she lets me mount her at least twice a week. She bucks, I cum, we part. She doesn't insist that I sleep over.

ride by John R. January 2, 2004

ride 

sexual intercourse with the female on top of the male (who lies on his back). The position is akin to her riding a bucking bronco.

She figures I'm a pretty good ride, she strips me, sucks my dick up hard, peels off her panties and straddles me. She guides me into her snatch, then rides me until either I cum or she cums and can't take the sensation anymore. If she comes first, then she finishes me with a hand job or she sucks me off.

ride by John R. January 2, 2004

hand job 

when a woman ejaculates a man by using her hand (as opposed to using her vagina, her tits, or her lips)

She had just met him 5 hours ago; she was concerned about his unknown history, so when he fingered her to a climax, she reciprocated by giving him the best hand job he had ever had. It was the first time that he had ever spurted over 9 times. It left him completely drained.

hand job by John R. January 2, 2004

bearded clam 

unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening

Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.

bearded clam by John R. January 2, 2004

in the oven

a place where the selected object can grow, mature, come to fruition, finalize

1)she's got a bun in the oven (= she's pregnant)
2)they've got a bun in the oven (= they're an item and she's pregnant)
3)i've got a new application in the oven (=i'm working on some new software)
4)i've got a new project in the oven (=i'm working on a new project at the office, that is, in my day job)

in the oven by John R. December 30, 2003