Load

a portion of cum

Just as she finished rolling the condom onto my dick I blew my load.

by John R. December 09, 2003

precum

The pearlescent drop of cloudy sticky fluid that forms at the tip of the penis after visual or physical stimulation

"She had teased his cock for nigh on 20 minutes. Just before she began to suck him,she found a drop of precum oozing from his meatus.She licked it off with apparent relish and smiled up at him."

His cock oozed pre cum as he watched the porno flick

by John R. December 08, 2003

cock ring

an elastic ring which fits around the base of the penis. It constricts the veins which drain blood from the penis, thereby strengthening an erection. Bought cheaply in automotive parts stores as "O-rings", they are black in colour. Also available in sex shops which sell vibrators, condoms, etc.Also increases the sensation during ejaculation as it constricts the urethra.

I had been having trouble maintaining an erection with her, as I was very nervous. We had some wine, which helped, but then she cut the end out of a condom and rolled it backwards onto me, forming a cock ring at the base of my dick. After that, I had no problems.

by John R. December 09, 2003

omar the tentmaker

a reference to oversized clothing (usually on fat people)

her underwear must have been made by Omar the tentmaker.

she got that dress from Omar the tentmaker

by John R. December 09, 2003

manhole cover

women's underwear

i urgently wanted to mount her, so I slipped her manhole cover to the side and pierced her lips rather than waste time peeling off her underpants

by John R. December 08, 2003

APP

alprostadil/papaverine/phentolamine

an injectable drug that enhances erections when you experience erectile dysfunction.None of the side-effects of viagra, and it works in 10 minutes.Also makes your dick thicker in the process.

I was having trouble keeping it up so the urologist prescribed A/P/P/ which I inject into the side of the base. Whether she plays with it or not, it comes 'up' if I think about wanting it to.(No, the injection DOES NOT hurt, but it makes the head a wee bit tender for aggressive oral sex)

by John R. December 09, 2003

bareback

vaginal penetration sex without a condom barrier

She told me that she had passed thru menopause, a whole year without a period, that I needn't use a condom. I mounted her slowly, getting further in by an inch with each thrust. "oh, this is my first bareback sex in 15 years, she said langorously. Fuck me, John, come for me.

by John R. December 08, 2003