Definitions by John Q Moron

The angry dome 

A small, transparent and non-soundproof dome fixed on top of the Planet Express building in Futurama. Only ever seen in one scene in one episode, Professor Fansworth (supposedly) often goes in there to let off some steam. A truly pointless invention.

"If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome."

The angry dome by John Q Moron May 5, 2004

Lacerate 

To cut or rip at something, with a sharp weapon or claws. For other ways to mutilate people, see fustigate.

"He looked at me funny, so I lacerated his intestines"

Lacerate by John Q Moron May 5, 2004

Impale

To drive a long, sharp object, like a harpoon or a spear, through someone's body so that they are attached to it. Often fatal. Attach the instrument to a wall for further amusement.

"I impaled him with my magnificent weapon. You heard me..."

Impale by John Q Moron May 5, 2004

Get a life 

Phrase used by insecure xenophobes as a response to someone with different hobbies, interests or attitudes to themselves. These people often think they have a lot of friends, but usually nobody really cares for them.

"You are intelligent, have a high-paid job and a good future? Get a life!"

"You don't like the same things as me? Get a life!"

Get a life by John Q Moron December 8, 2003

Paranoid 

The condition of believing you're being stalked/hunted/spied on by someone. These stalkers ALWAYS come into one of 4 categories:

1) The Corporation: e.g. Microsoft
2) The Government: e.g. The CIA
3) Independant Stalkers: e.g. Me
4) Aliens: e.g. erm.. Coneheads?

It can also mean that you think everyone in general is against you, or that your friends are talking about/plotting against you behind your back.

"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get me!!"

Paranoid by John Q Moron December 7, 2003

Village Idiot 

The stupidest or most idiotic person in a particular village, as elected by the local populace. The kind who would steal all the sugar from an overturned lorry and go door-to-door trying to sell it.

"Read your town charter, boy. 'If foodstuff should touch the ground, that foodstuff should be turned over to the village idiot.' Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!"
-Homer Simpson

Village Idiot by John Q Moron December 7, 2003

divvy 

General insult, often used by charva scum but not necessarily used by a total moron

Synonyms: Idiot, git, moron, wanker, etc.

"hipys nd gofs iz DIVVIES, waaaaaa!!"

divvy by John Q Moron December 7, 2003