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Definitions by John Joseph Maher

Mack truck 

A ugly giant fucking chick that you wouldn’t put ur dick in even if blacked out drunk. A chick who is built like an elephant.
1. Did you see Jay’s she was an absolute Mack truck
2. Joseph fucked a Mack truck last night
Mack truck by John Joseph Maher February 19, 2023

Cockgobbler 

A bitch or whore who you get the fuck over to come suck your dick and then get the fuck outa ur crib. Also known as a dick munchin slut and also can be abbreviated to gobbler.
1. Bro where are da cockgobblers
2. My fuckin cockgobbler is starting to get an attitude
3. Dude that cockgobbler you had last night was fine as hell
Cockgobbler by John Joseph Maher February 19, 2023
A combination or medley of any food or drinks or drugs. Used in mixing popcorn and Cheetos or like couch syrup into sprite. Also referred as walk or walkie slush.
1. Yo bro can I get some of that walkie slush.
2 . Damn that Walkie got me fucked up.
3. That walk was fucking delicious.
Walkie by John Joseph Maher February 19, 2023
1. The act of smoking or ripping a whippet/ cream charger. Commonly used with a cracker or balloon.
1. Hey bro let’s go rip some womps.
2. Bro your going to fund the womps for tonight.
Womp by John Joseph Maher February 19, 2023