Definitions by John Hollick
Charlie Sheen
A chemical, drug-induced party sweat left in & on your clothing. Often after a party, but sometimes when you're at home watching internet videos at 5am.
Charlie Sheen by John Hollick December 31, 2014
Phelps
v. Complete and utter dominance in your field. Derived from the monstrosity that is Michael Phelps, record Olympic medalist from the USA.
"Man, I totally Phelpsed that exam."
"I was so into that girl, I Phelpsed her ass up."
"Roddy hit like 2 homeruns and a triple. He totally Phelpsed the game."
"I was so into that girl, I Phelpsed her ass up."
"Roddy hit like 2 homeruns and a triple. He totally Phelpsed the game."
Phelps by John Hollick October 9, 2008
dounksed
"I stood up in the kitchen and dounksed my head on the open cupboard door."
"I dounksed that idiot with a beer bottle."
"Daniel got dounksed by some old asian lady's purse after he tried to scare her."
"I dounksed that idiot with a beer bottle."
"Daniel got dounksed by some old asian lady's purse after he tried to scare her."
dounksed by John Hollick July 2, 2008
Downtownie
n. Person who grows up in a dense urban neighborhood ("downtown") as opposed to the growth-friendly suburbs.
Generally these people are socially awkward, unusually tense, and don't have close personal friends, but rather a large group of acquaintances they call "friends". They know everyone and no one at the same time.
Often flaky.
Generally these people are socially awkward, unusually tense, and don't have close personal friends, but rather a large group of acquaintances they call "friends". They know everyone and no one at the same time.
Often flaky.
"I can't handle Irina at these parties, she's such a downtownie."
"She doesn't understand going to play soccer, she's a downtownie."
"There is no way Tom's going to make it out to your jam, he's a downtownie."
"She doesn't understand going to play soccer, she's a downtownie."
"There is no way Tom's going to make it out to your jam, he's a downtownie."
Downtownie by John Hollick May 13, 2008
Put Yo Record On
Verb. A term for someone who's getting down hardcore, generally in the partying sense, or displaying extreme excitement.
Kudos to them, if you will.
Kudos to them, if you will.
"Brenda put a record on last night after she got that new job."
"Girl, you betta put yo record on tonight if we're Goin' Steady."
"I can't believe Flight of the Conchords are coming to town. I just put a record on in my pants."
"Girl, you betta put yo record on tonight if we're Goin' Steady."
"I can't believe Flight of the Conchords are coming to town. I just put a record on in my pants."
Put Yo Record On by John Hollick May 3, 2008
Pool Table
The moment during a threesome involving 2 males and 1 female where the males' balls collide in the heat of passion.
It's not gay until the balls touch.
It's not gay until the balls touch.
Pool Table by John Hollick May 3, 2008
McFetty
Noun. The juice that forms around the choda of a male (or perineum of the female), between the genitals and anus.
A mixture of sweat plus ass, dick/ball or vag juice.
A mixture of sweat plus ass, dick/ball or vag juice.
"Man, I worked up a gigantic amount of McFetty after my long shift in the kitchen."
"I was going down on this chick I picked up at the club and all I could taste was pure McFetty."
"I pissed off the waiter, so we're probably going to get some McFetty on our pizza."
"I was going down on this chick I picked up at the club and all I could taste was pure McFetty."
"I pissed off the waiter, so we're probably going to get some McFetty on our pizza."
McFetty by John Hollick May 3, 2008