John Gaskell's definitions

A Twicer

The term is used when a person(s) breaks wind with as much force as they can muster thus making it sound as loud as possible but consequently also forcing excriment out also.Also: Shart or Follow Through

LAD A: " ha ha listen to this bad boy, pull me finger, pull me finger quick "
LAD B: " ok lad "
" ppprrrrrrtttttttt flerrr flerrrrr "
LAD B: " hahahaha, you fuckin shit ye kecks "
LAD A: " I'm off back to ours to change me silks "

by John Gaskell March 8, 2004

Bluey

A Word meaning Pornographic Movie derived from the Porn Film Series 'Electric Blue'.

" He's gonna be good Alan he's Blue, he's Blue!!! "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

Cocky's Hut

An Overlarge Belly usually due to heavy drinking, short Slang for 'Cocky Watchmans Hut', Gut.Also: Ned Kelly

GIRL: " I'm not bein funny but that Cockys Hut is gettin fuckin massive, I've been gettin onto it when I suckin ye cock"
LAD: " Does it get in the way? do you want me to get the crash helmet out the shed or what? "

by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

TittleCocks

A Game usually played by Rigger's were during intercourse with a women, the man reaches round and inserts his index finger up her arsehole thus being able to feel his dick on the other side.

RIGGER: " Are you still seeing that bird, the dirty one? "
LAD A: " she's not dirty and yeh I'm seeing her. Its been about 2 months now "
RIGGER: " are you on Farting Terms yet?
LAD A: " she doesn't fart, she's a clean girl "
RIGGER: " so you haven't played TittleCocks then? "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

Lou Reed

Amphetamine Sulphate. Also: Speed, Billy Wizz.

" I feel absolutley fuckin hurt off the Lou Reed, I've been up for 2 days and I'm goin to get pissed up just so I can sleep for a bit, are you coming the Gauntlet? "

by John Gaskell March 8, 2004

Farting Terms

A Milestone in a new relationship were both parties male and female feel at ease when breaking wind in front of one another thus getting quite accustomed to it.

" you've been with that bird for time and your not even on Farting Terms yet, do you have to go the bathroom every time you need to rasp? "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

Overbite

A girl with large Goofy teeth, usually completely ruins her appearance with a shame if she has a nice body but I'm known to overlook this kind of Blemish when I'm fairly tanked

" she had a bit of an overbite but I redeemed the situation by takin her from behind Nice & Laughin!! "

by John Gaskell March 29, 2004