John Gaskell's definitions

talywhacker

The Penis

I slapped her face with my soft Talywhacker

by John Gaskell October 2, 2003

Comedown Kid

A person who seems to be constantly coming down off drugs in work during the week, but then seems to come alive during the weekend

" uh oh here comes the Comedown Kid and he looks fucked again but then again it is 8am on a monday "

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

Jingly Jangly

A state of nervousness one has to overcome the next day after a heavy Bender, the hands usually shake alot even Ozzy Osbourne would be proud of.

" I'm jingly Jangly today, a few Stella Artois tins may overcome this problem methinks "

by John Gaskell March 29, 2004

gibba

A breast which is long, thin and sucked dry.

"man, one of them was a Gibba and the other was normal, she is fuckin rank"

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

Up the farter

To perform an act of anal sex on a male or female, in my case female

Girlfriend: " No stop it, I'm on the rag "
Boyfriend: " No bother! U'll just have to take it up the farter "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

hireys

English Currency. Money

" I wanted tae get rotten but I've no got dae Hireys "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004

silky's

A pair of skin-tight silk track suit bottoms usually with 1 or 2 bold stripes running down each side. Common in area's such as Middlesborough or Flintshire etc.

" fuck me arrr kid, these silks are TOO fuckin tight, do ye wan em?"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004