John Gaskell's definitions

silky's

A pair of skin-tight silk track suit bottoms usually with 1 or 2 bold stripes running down each side. Common in area's such as Middlesborough or Flintshire etc.

" fuck me arrr kid, these silks are TOO fuckin tight, do ye wan em?"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

Sledging

To protrude your jaw outwards whilst rolling your eyes back into your head. Common in hot/humid nightclubs were a lot of people are dancing on Ecstasy.
also: gurn

" eh lad!! pick your fuckin jaw up off the deck and lets get to fuck, I'm fuckin hot as"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

Up the farter

To perform an act of anal sex on a male or female, in my case female

Girlfriend: " No stop it, I'm on the rag "
Boyfriend: " No bother! U'll just have to take it up the farter "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

Jingly Jangly

A state of nervousness one has to overcome the next day after a heavy Bender, the hands usually shake alot even Ozzy Osbourne would be proud of.

" I'm jingly Jangly today, a few Stella Artois tins may overcome this problem methinks "

by John Gaskell March 29, 2004

gibba

A breast which is long, thin and sucked dry.

"man, one of them was a Gibba and the other was normal, she is fuckin rank"

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

One Off The Cuff

A Term meaning to Masturbate.Also: Wank, Beat, Wack off, Rhythm Man, Jerk Off and Knock One Out

" My Bird isn't comin' round tonight and I'm fuckin horny, I know, I'll have One Off The Cuff

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

Dirts

Undisirable females, but, when drunk they seem to suffice in the bedroom department

" Is right Boy! them dirts are comin' down on saturday, fuckin Cowpin' all round Brother! "

by John Gaskell May 28, 2004