John Gaskell's definitions

Cowpin'

Slang meaning to have sex

" I've got a few Dirts round at ours lad, I'm be doin' loads of Cowpin'!!"

by John Gaskell May 28, 2004

Mercedes 190 AMG

The smoothest, fastest and Best lookin car I'v owned to date. It was 15 years old and still purred like a cat, Mercedes Benz are a definate recommendation.

" That night in the back of me Mercedes 190 AMG will stay with me until the grave "

by John Gaskell September 27, 2005

Bang Out

A Phrase meaning to punch someone, to Bang Out.

" if you don't shut ye fuckin Grid in the next 2 seconds I'm gonna fuckin Bang you Out! "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

Sponge Bob Square Arse

A term used loosely towards girls who's arses look like they've had a stroke, flat at the top and hanging down at the bottom

" Hey Girl!! whats with the Spongebob Square Arse?? "

by John Gaskell March 29, 2004

Super

A Super Strength can of Lager usually around 9% Vol. also: Purple Tin,Speccy and Super Duper

LAD A: " I'm fuckin really sorry lad, I'd had 7 Super's "
LAD B: " yeh I know but, tryin to finger me mum, thats out of order lad!"
LAD A: "I can't remember, I'm fuckin sorry"
LAD B: "It's not good enough ye cunt "
LAD A: "Do ye fancy a pint? "
LAD B: "Alright then cunt, thats a good start "

by John Gaskell March 20, 2004

Mingebag

A name given to someone who is tight with money

" get a fuckin round in ye Mingebag "

by John Gaskell September 27, 2005

Skidaddle

A gay word old men use meaning get to fuck.

" Eh Kid!! get out of my garden, go on Skidaddle "

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004