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Definitions by John Doe

fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it
I used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa
cable by John Doe January 21, 2004
Kazaa Lite is better but it's not going to work for much longer cause it's illegal
Great source for Briana Banks videos
I downloaded Briana Loves Jenna, Briana Banks AKA Filthy Whore, The Best of Briana Banks, etc, and lots of short nice videos.
Works best with cable obviously.
Get great full size good quality porn flicks, as long as people share em.
I downloaded some really hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa!
kazaa by John Doe January 21, 2004

butt crusties 

A condition suffered from by Ben Anderson, especially after a wedgie has caused anal bleeding.
After my brother gave him a wedgie, his butt crusties were even more unbearable.
butt crusties by John Doe January 17, 2004
setting both testis into a persons mouth
Last night that i tea-bagged the shit out of that bitch
tea-bag by john doe January 12, 2004

Juggling 

A few of us can but many cant.
i know like 1 kid that juggles but all my other freinds cant
Juggling by John Doe January 3, 2004
Boobs are fun to play with.
boobies by John Doe January 1, 2004

minotaur 

one of the best users ever. on par with people like Kiv, Aaron...but not final(he smells >_>). Is possibly in love with Shan. >_>
Minotaur rocks, no denying it.
minotaur by john doe December 30, 2003