114 definitions by John Doe

harbdoggery

A demonstration of an utter lack of creativity

Another stupid parody? Damnit, you need to stop this harbdoggery.

by John Doe November 25, 2003

Federer

A wild beastly tennis player that wins by feasting on the strings of the opponents tennis racket.

Roger Federer it the biggest Federer i've eves seen. He ate my string, and my kids!

by John Doe July 14, 2004

giggity juice

Another word for semen, cum or sperm

Wow bro, that's a lot of giggity juice on your bed, you must've had a lot of fun

by John Doe May 22, 2014

Disney

An infamous corporation, whose sole goal in the economic world is to control every single aspect of the universe. Since their only goal of world domination wouldn't go over with the people of the world, this evil corporation disguises itself as being a "fun-loving, good-will-fostering, happy place." WHICH IS A BIG LIE! The Disney corporation is morphing the minds of the world's youth, into something almost "not human." And who is their spokesperson? A FUCKING RAT!

666, Dante's Inferno, The 7 levels of hell, Detroit Michigan, Devil's Playground

by John Doe February 19, 2005

butt crusties

A condition suffered from by Ben Anderson, especially after a wedgie has caused anal bleeding.

After my brother gave him a wedgie, his butt crusties were even more unbearable.

by John Doe January 18, 2004

Toothless crackwhore

A whore that is toothless and excepts crack as a pay off.

I just had sex with a toothless crackwhore

by John Doe May 26, 2004

beautiful

A sexually attractive, hot, pretty, cute, girl

Briana Banks is beautiful!

by John Doe January 22, 2004