John Doe's definitions

Cavernous Asshole

1). An overly dilated anus.

2). ProteinLily.

Holy crap! ProtienLily has a cavernous asshole!

by John Doe September 8, 2004

Icepick

The act of kicking a girl in the vagina after fucking her so as to cause extreme discomfort and swelling, therefore giving her the inability to ever get pleasure from sex again.

Dude, I totally gave Cheryl the icepick last night.

by John Doe December 29, 2004

fresbian

A girl who only engages in lesbian acts with her friends.

I hate that girl she is such a fresbian she wont even play with my happy button!

by john doe May 13, 2005

giglio

homecoming king of saddle brook in '03

Frankie Giglio is cute.

by john doe April 26, 2004

alien nut

when you squeeze one of your balls real tight to make visible the vains and make it look gross

dude, i popped my sace doing that alien nut!

by john doe March 17, 2004

no neck

a person that is so fat fat that it looks like they have no neck. That the neck is connected to their shoulders.

hay no neck

by john doe November 15, 2003

Spanish

coolest language ever!!

yo man si you don't hablas spanish estás out!!

by John Doe December 7, 2003