Shut up, Turtrunker
by John Crump July 15, 2025
1.(Verb)To shit in one’s ass and fist them till it come out the other end
2.(Noun)An individual who’s a piece of shit or an asshole
2.(Noun)An individual who’s a piece of shit or an asshole
by John Crump July 15, 2025
The act of kidnapping and creampieing a stray dog, cat, and 24 goldfish from your nearest petsmart after raping all the workers there fatally. After the cum massacre you kill the filled up dog and shove a live cat up it’s ass then shove the 24 live goldfish into the cat’s ass until it suffocates from the goldfish and the dead dog’s shit.Then you fuck the dead cat and during this process the cat will slide into the dog’s stomach along with the 24 fish inside the cat. Once the massacre is completed you chomp up the animal clusterfuck in a meat grinder and slowly boil the meat until it is shit brown. You then eat the evil meat and take a dead hooker out from under your bed. When the body is ready you eat the hooker out until you vomit and then continue to eat out the vomit pussy until you die.
by John Crump July 30, 2025
Verb
To suck your own penis with your tongue stuck up urethra then sucking up and spitting semen in and out of your balls until you’re pleased.
To suck your own penis with your tongue stuck up urethra then sucking up and spitting semen in and out of your balls until you’re pleased.
by John Crump March 31, 2025
I was Ku Klux Kunting my black girlfriend last night
Did you call her the n slur?
More than 400 times
Did you call her the n slur?
More than 400 times
by John Crump July 21, 2025
The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you
by John Crump March 31, 2025
The act of shitting up one’s ass and fisting them until it is pushed out of the victim’s mouth or nose
by John Crump July 15, 2025