John Boy's definitions
Jesus Walkers are the flip-flop sandals that metrosexuals wear with their faded jeans and frosted hair
"Oh shit, it would appear Josh is wearing those God damn, mutha fucking Jesus walkers again. Let's jump his ass!
by John Boy December 22, 2004
Get the Jesus Walkersmug. by John Boy May 9, 2004
Get the dovericanmug. Dave: "Should I down this bottle of vodka, hold the last swallow in my mouth, smoke a cigarette through my nose, then jump in the pool and swim across underwater?"
John: "Bust it."
OR
Andy: "I know I've had a lot to drink, but that chick with the enormous fupa looks pretty hot, I think I'd enjoy licking her undercarriage."
John: "Bust it."
OR
John, holding up a full glass of beer: "Bust it?"
Kelly: "BUST IT."
John: "Bust it."
OR
Andy: "I know I've had a lot to drink, but that chick with the enormous fupa looks pretty hot, I think I'd enjoy licking her undercarriage."
John: "Bust it."
OR
John, holding up a full glass of beer: "Bust it?"
Kelly: "BUST IT."
by John Boy December 18, 2003
Get the Bust Itmug. A phrase used for a uncommon sexual manuever. "Fire Down Below" is accomplished only by setting a females pubic area on fire, and then extinguishing the flames with your own semen.
"Yeah, she wanted to get kinky, so I pulled out the Zippo, lit her shit on fire, then put it out with my cum. Perfect execution man."
by John Boy December 23, 2003
Get the Fire Down Belowmug. The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind. (SEE ALSO NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK)
by John Boy December 23, 2003
Get the Oven Stuffed Roastermug. A phone call by a friend to another friend at a predetermined time. Mostly used in bad situations, first dates, or when someone goes somewhere they simply don't want to be.
Most times, a lifeline is used to show that one friend is in distress, when he's actually chillin at home with two beers, one in hand, and one waiting for the other friend. The distress call is what gives the friend his opporunity to leave, and also gives the impression to whoever is litening to the phone call that it's serious.
The lifeline remains the most efficient, yet most underused method of ditching bad dates. Sometimes hard to coordinate, lifelines prove their worth in effectiveness when your friend's girlfriend doesn't get pissed (and consequently, stop putting out) at your friend when you ditched her best friend on a date.
Most times, a lifeline is used to show that one friend is in distress, when he's actually chillin at home with two beers, one in hand, and one waiting for the other friend. The distress call is what gives the friend his opporunity to leave, and also gives the impression to whoever is litening to the phone call that it's serious.
The lifeline remains the most efficient, yet most underused method of ditching bad dates. Sometimes hard to coordinate, lifelines prove their worth in effectiveness when your friend's girlfriend doesn't get pissed (and consequently, stop putting out) at your friend when you ditched her best friend on a date.
"Dude, Steve, I got a date with Jessica tonight at 7, give me a lifeline around 7:45, and then I'll meet you at your pad."
by John Boy January 6, 2004
Get the Lifelinemug. A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.
She did say, 'Do whatever you want', so I pulled a Davey Crockett. She's walking normal again after that surgery though.
by John Boy December 23, 2003
Get the The Davey Crockettmug.