doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.

John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown

by john September 05, 2003

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Niagra Falls

1. A beautiful texas girl in John's eyes who teases him and he will never get; one day John calls her a whore and the next day he's trying to go out with her.

A.K.A. - Kelsie

I hope Niagra Falls is at Zaxby's tonight

by John March 31, 2005

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fredieu

arrogant... fun loving person with a sarcastic personailty. Loves to eat and watch movies all of the time. Also Loves furry animals crawling on him. Can be Jewish at times but mostly liberal.

Jon Stewart is an example.

by John November 15, 2004

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scotch

Scotch is a type of Whiskey not liquor, but at least you know its a drink. i know this because i see the words Scotch Whiskey everytime i pour myself a shot.

"I was so full of Soctch i could not stand up i was hittin the shots and i moved to a cup"- Tim Armstrong from Rancid.

by John July 14, 2003

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