iron maiden

totally disagree with that guy on the other definition. "Fear of the dark" is the best iron maiden song. although iron maiden an metallica are qualitaaaaaaaaaaaay

iron fuckin maiden

by john September 29, 2003

flacking

Jacking off.

Man, Ryan Knowltan is always flacking when he gets home.

by John May 14, 2003

hoisty toisty

Hoisty (hot) Toisty (while Drunk)

At the party, Shanequa looked hoisty toisty

by John January 28, 2005

brainiac

A person whose attempt at intelligence fails spectacularly. Usually used sarcastically in the phrase "what a brainiac".

"...and then his entire system crashed. What a brainiac."

by John May 12, 2004

Niagra Falls

1. A beautiful texas girl in John's eyes who teases him and he will never get; one day John calls her a whore and the next day he's trying to go out with her.

A.K.A. - Kelsie

I hope Niagra Falls is at Zaxby's tonight

by John March 31, 2005

fredieu

arrogant... fun loving person with a sarcastic personailty. Loves to eat and watch movies all of the time. Also Loves furry animals crawling on him. Can be Jewish at times but mostly liberal.

Jon Stewart is an example.

by John November 15, 2004

fifer

a bad ass that will slit yo throat in a minute
BIATCH!!!!!!

by john May 12, 2003