John's definitions

Chops

A trumpet player's embouchure.

"Al Hirt has industrial strength chops."

by John February 4, 2004

yar!

Like what a pirate says but only for people who aren't pirates.

"Yar, that history essay was stupid."

by John February 4, 2004

whome

A person who responds when you call out to them on the street as "Who, me?".

Cop: Hey you, we need to talk.
Citizen: Who, me?

by John February 4, 2004

splipla

a nonsense word used to create confusion in a dull conversation.

"Splipla Splipla"

by John February 5, 2004

five

the act of having sex (fived, fiving, fiver, fivable, fives, ext.)

- i'd five her
- yo, quit fiving and come make me some ice cream
- what a slut, she's fived like 400 people or something
- yo, that chick is very fivable
- yeah she deffinately fives a lot, what a nasty fiver

by john February 6, 2004

Ra

Dead Goa'uld dude.

The Tau'ri kicked Ra's ass when they beamed a nuke up to his ship.

by John February 8, 2004

Torzak

Anti Squirrel Coalition member with the rank of Field Marshall, responsible for operations in Virginia as well as North and South Carolina. Considered an extremist by some, freedom fighter by others, his policies have made it clear that squirrelss must go.

It is rumored that he broke with the ASC in 2001 and has set up his own command. His current whereabouts are unknown.

A pro-squirrel Canadian group once marched against the armies of Torzak... and got their asses kicked.

by John February 8, 2004