John's definitions

z06 corvette

A very fast american sports car with 405HP Stock. You see this engine has 405HP Stock. Their is no Honda, Acura or any poorly made import that has 405HP stock. In fact they all are garbage. The Z06 Corvette is a very fast car that will smoke imports. Just face it, imports are garbage. Sure you can make a Geo Metro run 7s on a quater mile, but it is still a garbage car. Just like Hondas and other imports.

A cold air intake on an import might make an extra 5-6HP, but on a V8 it's 15-20 HP. The exhuast systems on imports around 10-15. On V8s it is 25-30 HP. Just face it, the fastest import will loose to the fastest American V8. Also Cadilact has a prototype V16 that has 1,000HP on pump gas. Name a proto type import that can match that? You can't!!! Imports a garbage. If you like them so much move to Japan. Heh, maybey Japanese people like American cars becuase they are faster.

by John January 7, 2004

fag hag

The term fag-hag stretches from women who simply enjoy the company of gay men, to those who fall in love with gay men, and even those who try to “Convert” gay men into straight men. There are even situations in which Straight Women and Gay Men marry and live happy lives together.

Friendship: Maria (hetero) likes to be with Tom (gay) all the time. They are "Safe" because each party knows that the relationship is just friendship. She is a fag hag.

Love: Sarah usually falls in love with gay men. She is a fag hag.

Converters: Pat is always annoying Mike to convert and become hetero. Mike is very pissed off. She is a fag hag.

by John January 8, 2004

Sea Urchin

A form of making love under water in a replica of a giant oyster, without a breathing aparatus. Frequent breaths are needed in order to stay alive.

My lover and I were engaged in a very dangerous, but erotic, sea urchin.

by John January 8, 2004

scun

The one and only scunshine, the best girl in the world!

scun.deviantart.com

You are my scunshine.

by John January 8, 2004

Caryne

A prostitute who enjoys her job and often doesn't charge.

She said she became a caryne originally to pay her debts, then she found she enjoyed it and started giving freebies.

by John January 9, 2004

Peanut butter Waffle

The act of spreading peanut butter on the male genitilia before jizzing and stuffing it in a toaster, therefor short-circuiting the toaster and giving a massive orgasm.

John did a Peanut utter waffle on power level 10 and killed himself.

by John January 9, 2004

bub

Used by Bugs Bunny and other 40's people to mean mac or bud. Short for both bubba and bubke or bubbe with both Yiddish and Southern roots. My stepmother's dad called me this all throughout the 60's and 70's so I revived it in the 80's.

Hey, bub, what's the idea?

by John January 10, 2004