Definitions by Johan Spleefster

Star fucker 

A straight male who engages only in anal sex.

I wanted him to stick it my pussy, unfortunately he told me he was a star fucker.

Star fucker by Johan Spleefster November 21, 2010

Cunty lingus 

A woman who's mouth looks like her vagina or vice versa

I have a hard time concentrating when talking to that chick. Not only are her tits huge but her cunty lingus is mesmerizing.

Cunty lingus by Johan Spleefster November 21, 2010

meat satchel 

A scrotum. The sack containing a man's testicles.

How was your date last night? We were about to smush and then I caught a whiff of his meat satchel.

meat satchel by Johan Spleefster November 19, 2010