Johan Spleefster's definitions

Cunty lingus

A woman who's mouth looks like her vagina or vice versa

I have a hard time concentrating when talking to that chick. Not only are her tits huge but her cunty lingus is mesmerizing.

by Johan Spleefster November 21, 2010

Star fucker

A straight male who engages only in anal sex.

I wanted him to stick it my pussy, unfortunately he told me he was a star fucker.

by Johan Spleefster November 21, 2010

meat satchel

A scrotum. The sack containing a man's testicles.

How was your date last night? We were about to smush and then I caught a whiff of his meat satchel.

by Johan Spleefster November 19, 2010