by JoeyBomm April 16, 2022
Get the Cobid mug.This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.
I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.
by JoeyBomm March 06, 2023
Get the Penis squash mug.This is a phrase used by a drunk or stoned person to have one more drink or toke to finish off the night. This way the persons night measures up to previous night of getting hammered.
by JoeyBomm November 21, 2021
Get the one more for good measure mug.A lemon yellow stain in a mans white under pants from not shaking the dew off the lilly well enough. This can also be seen in women's panties where she fails to wipe the pee from her bearded clam after urinating.
by JoeyBomm June 14, 2020
Get the pee stain mug.A female or male bitch that doesn't trust their sexual partners fidelity and questions it to the point of wanting to smell his cock to make sure it doesn't smell like pussy.
My wife doesn't believe that I was chillin with the boys earlier. So I made her suck my cock. Now she's a cock smeller and a cock sucker! 🐓 😤 and 🐓 🍭
by JoeyBomm May 09, 2020
Get the cock smeller mug.Guy#1 : Man dude I was poking that hot box two houses down and slipped out of her vag and fell into her mason jar anus. Guy#2 : So you got mud on your helmet? Guy#1 : Yeah but it washed right off.
by JoeyBomm June 04, 2020
Get the mason jar anus mug.Depending on your sexual preference, it is the act of fucking a woman or man with a very stiff penis in the vagina and/or asshole.
I think I'm going to check that hot chick out tonight. She's going to get beefed up. I'm going to give her the potato cock!
by JoeyBomm June 01, 2020
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