Joey Schwartzman's definitions

winkin' stinkin' starfish

One of a zillion slang terms for the anus.

He probed a broomstick up my WINKIN' STINKIN' STARFISH!

by Joey Schwartzman May 3, 2006

shitzophrenia

Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BILL: Do you have shitzophrenia?

BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?

BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?

BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.

by Joey Schwartzman February 21, 2006

Out Of The Closet Pooper

A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

Are you or is someone you know an OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER? If so, that means that you/they poop at work and are damn proud of it!

by Joey Schwartzman January 23, 2006

choccie starfish

One of many slang terms for the anus.

Mommy, my CHOCCIE STARFISH hurts!

by Joey Schwartzman January 6, 2006

ass-rape

to force anal sex upon someone; sodomize.

Puppy in "Retarded Animal Babies," in the episode "Fucky Fucksgiving": If you say one more FUCKING WORD about some movie with a Red Rocket BB Gun or whatever, I swear to Christ I'll ass-rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders!

by Joey Schwartzman December 19, 2005

bone-on

A slang term for an erect penis.

Thinking about my girlfriend gives me a bone-on.

by Joey Schwartzman November 17, 2005

tuddy

the buttocks. Also called butt, bum (British term), ass, arse (British term), bottom (child's word), booty, behind, tushie (or tushy), tokhes (Yiddish, pronounced TUH-khuhs), nates (pronounced NAY-teez), rear end, heinie, fanny, can, duff, fundament, posterior, nalgas (Spanish for "buttocks," pronounced NAHL-gahs), culo (Spanish for "ass," pronounced KOO-loh), wazoo.

My grandma used to call a butt a TUDDY.

by Joey Schwartzman July 11, 2005