Definitions by Joey Schwartzman
winkin' stinkin' starfish
winkin' stinkin' starfish by Joey Schwartzman May 3, 2006
shitzophrenia
BILL: Do you have shitzophrenia?
BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?
BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?
BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.
BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?
BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?
BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.
shitzophrenia by Joey Schwartzman February 21, 2006
Out Of The Closet Pooper
A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.
Are you or is someone you know an OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER? If so, that means that you/they poop at work and are damn proud of it!
Out Of The Closet Pooper by Joey Schwartzman January 23, 2006
choccie starfish
choccie starfish by Joey Schwartzman January 6, 2006
ass-rape
Puppy in "Retarded Animal Babies," in the episode "Fucky Fucksgiving": If you say one more FUCKING WORD about some movie with a Red Rocket BB Gun or whatever, I swear to Christ I'll ass-rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders!
ass-rape by Joey Schwartzman December 19, 2005
bone-on
bone-on by Joey Schwartzman November 17, 2005
tuddy
the buttocks. Also called butt, bum (British term), ass, arse (British term), bottom (child's word), booty, behind, tushie (or tushy), tokhes (Yiddish, pronounced TUH-khuhs), nates (pronounced NAY-teez), rear end, heinie, fanny, can, duff, fundament, posterior, nalgas (Spanish for "buttocks," pronounced NAHL-gahs), culo (Spanish for "ass," pronounced KOO-loh), wazoo.
tuddy by Joey Schwartzman July 11, 2005