Joey Schwartzman's definitions

Out Of The Closet Pooper

A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

Are you or is someone you know an OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER? If so, that means that you/they poop at work and are damn proud of it!

by Joey Schwartzman January 23, 2006

shicer

1. A cheater or swindler. 2. An unproductive mine.

Most telemarketers are shicers.
We can't find shit in this shicer!

by Joey Schwartzman December 30, 2003

choccie starfish

One of many slang terms for the anus.

Mommy, my CHOCCIE STARFISH hurts!

by Joey Schwartzman January 6, 2006

ass-rape

to force anal sex upon someone; sodomize.

Puppy in "Retarded Animal Babies," in the episode "Fucky Fucksgiving": If you say one more FUCKING WORD about some movie with a Red Rocket BB Gun or whatever, I swear to Christ I'll ass-rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders!

by Joey Schwartzman December 19, 2005

bone-on

A slang term for an erect penis.

Thinking about my girlfriend gives me a bone-on.

by Joey Schwartzman November 17, 2005

winkin' stinkin' starfish

One of a zillion slang terms for the anus.

He probed a broomstick up my WINKIN' STINKIN' STARFISH!

by Joey Schwartzman May 3, 2006

winking brown starfish

The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.

The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.

by Joey Schwartzman May 31, 2005