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Norwegian Carwash

A term commonly attributed to the act of fellating a man as he passes stool.
I just made $6.oo giving Norwegian Carwashes in the bathroom of the gas station downtown.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
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walking stiff

When a man's penis is so large he must duct-tape it to his chest, he is said to be walking stiff.
John was walking stiff at the nursing home.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008
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Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD

An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.
Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD is my hero.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
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strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
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Eighth Street Ballers

A violent, Chicago-based street gang that promotes brotherly love and the murder of its enemies. They deal mainly with the traffic of illegal drugs such as Jenkem. Customarily, they Optimize their victims before mugging them. Members can be recognized by the petrified fetuses they wear as jewelry.

Currently, they are engaged in a turf war with the Robo Bros.
Dontrell was claiming Eighth Street Ballers, so I gave him a buck fifty.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008
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Jenkem

A highly hallucinogenic drug which results from huffing the fumes of your own fermented fecal matter. Users claim it gives an incredible rush, and that the taste of poo only lasts for a month.
The 70's was pot. The 80's was cocaine. The 90's had meth. Jenkem is now!!!
by Joey Orgler 3 May 7, 2008
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gremlin taco

A sexual maneuver in which a live gremlin is stretched around the man's penis, as a condom, and then plunged into the depths of another man's butt.
Buford gave me a gremlin taco to remember.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008
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