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gremlin taco

A sexual maneuver in which a live gremlin is stretched around the man's penis, as a condom, and then plunged into the depths of another man's butt.
Buford gave me a gremlin taco to remember.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008
mugGet the gremlin tacomug.

Jenkem

A highly hallucinogenic drug which results from huffing the fumes of your own fermented fecal matter. Users claim it gives an incredible rush, and that the taste of poo only lasts for a month.
The 70's was pot. The 80's was cocaine. The 90's had meth. Jenkem is now!!!
by Joey Orgler 3 May 7, 2008
mugGet the Jenkemmug.

Hornswoggle

1)To decieve, trick, or hoodwink. To swindle.
2)A professional wrestle employed with the WWE as a two-foot leprechaun who lives under the ring.
Hornswoggle hornswoggles WWE fans out of their time by wasting it with the stupidest crap I have ever seen.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
mugGet the Hornswogglemug.

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
mugGet the strangling the disobedient meat monstermug.

sperm

Sperm came out of my penis.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008
mugGet the spermmug.

bone to bone

Gay sex between two males.
Did you hear about Dave and John? I heard they went bone to bone.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008
mugGet the bone to bonemug.

Frosted Turd

The sperm-covered feces expelled from the anus immediatley following butt sex.
Sweet dude, I just took a frosted turd.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008
mugGet the Frosted Turdmug.

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