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Definitions by Joey Orgler 3

Hornswoggle

1)To decieve, trick, or hoodwink. To swindle.
2)A professional wrestle employed with the WWE as a two-foot leprechaun who lives under the ring.
Hornswoggle hornswoggles WWE fans out of their time by wasting it with the stupidest crap I have ever seen.
Hornswoggle by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
A highly hallucinogenic drug which results from huffing the fumes of your own fermented fecal matter. Users claim it gives an incredible rush, and that the taste of poo only lasts for a month.
The 70's was pot. The 80's was cocaine. The 90's had meth. Jenkem is now!!!
Jenkem by Joey Orgler 3 May 7, 2008

The Chubacabras

A very well known Latino street gang formed back in the middel to late 60's in Harlem. Since then, their numbers have grown and they've spread to Chicago, Illinois. There, they battle for premium Jenkem dealing street corners with the Eighth Street Ballers and the Robo Bros. They can be identified with their massive erections which they use to cock slap passers by. Their calling card is a Jalapeno pepper left at the scene of their various crimes.
Damn man, i had to stck a fuckin' chili pep'a up my fucking pee hole to get into the fuckin' The Chubacabras.... damn is my pee hole sore!

bree metal 

The most hardcore sh*t you will ever hear. Basically, it consists of a serious dose of double-bass, and vocals equivalent to that of the cookie monster screaming "BREE!"
I was rocking out to bree metal, but then my ears starting bleeding.
bree metal by Joey Orgler 3 February 8, 2008

UFO Porno 

This was an incredibly successful, albeit controversial pornographic film which surfaced on the internet in early 2007. It alleges to depict actual extraterrestrial beings engaging in sexual activity. Skeptics claim the beings are not genuine, but that their 13 inch penises are.
I just got done watching UFO Porno, and I must say, it was quite the adventure.
UFO Porno by Joey Orgler 3 February 8, 2008
Commonly used acronym for "Baby I'd Like to Fuck."
Damn, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. Total BILF.
BILF by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

fromunda cheese 

The moldy buildup found under the foreskin of an unclean penis.
I just had some fromunda cheese on rye. It was damn tastey.
fromunda cheese by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008