Eighth Street Ballers

A violent, Chicago-based street gang that promotes brotherly love and the murder of its enemies. They deal mainly with the traffic of illegal drugs such as Jenkem. Customarily, they Optimize their victims before mugging them. Members can be recognized by the petrified fetuses they wear as jewelry.

Currently, they are engaged in a turf war with the Robo Bros.
Dontrell was claiming Eighth Street Ballers, so I gave him a buck fifty.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 04, 2008
mugGet the Eighth Street Ballersmug.

gremlin taco

A sexual maneuver in which a live gremlin is stretched around the man's penis, as a condom, and then plunged into the depths of another man's butt.
Buford gave me a gremlin taco to remember.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 07, 2008
mugGet the gremlin tacomug.

Jenkem

A highly hallucinogenic drug which results from huffing the fumes of your own fermented fecal matter. Users claim it gives an incredible rush, and that the taste of poo only lasts for a month.
The 70's was pot. The 80's was cocaine. The 90's had meth. Jenkem is now!!!
by Joey Orgler 3 May 07, 2008
mugGet the Jenkemmug.

Hornswoggle

1)To decieve, trick, or hoodwink. To swindle.
2)A professional wrestle employed with the WWE as a two-foot leprechaun who lives under the ring.
Hornswoggle hornswoggles WWE fans out of their time by wasting it with the stupidest crap I have ever seen.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
mugGet the Hornswogglemug.

The Chubacabras

A very well known Latino street gang formed back in the middel to late 60's in Harlem. Since then, their numbers have grown and they've spread to Chicago, Illinois. There, they battle for premium Jenkem dealing street corners with the Eighth Street Ballers and the Robo Bros. They can be identified with their massive erections which they use to cock slap passers by. Their calling card is a Jalapeno pepper left at the scene of their various crimes.
Damn man, i had to stck a fuckin' chili pep'a up my fucking pee hole to get into the fuckin' The Chubacabras.... damn is my pee hole sore!
by Joey Orgler 3 May 07, 2008
mugGet the The Chubacabrasmug.
An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.
Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD is my hero.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
mugGet the Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhDmug.

White-Bwoi

Characterized as a young, suburban white male. They are the favorite target of most street gangs, and are usually massacred in large numbers when living in inner-city establishments.
Carlos: "Yo Tyronius, let's go Curb Stomp that White-Bwoi."

Tyronius: "Yeah, and then we'll Optimize him."
by Joey Orgler 3 February 03, 2008
mugGet the White-Bwoimug.