The clinical term for "masterbation."
See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
by Joey Orgler 3 September 05, 2008
The clinical term for "masterbation."
See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
by Joey Orgler 3 September 05, 2008
A sexual maneuver in which a live gremlin is stretched around the man's penis, as a condom, and then plunged into the depths of another man's butt.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 08, 2008
Street slang for sperm.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 07, 2008
A hardcore pornographic film which was filmed in 1972, but not released until 1976. Monetary disputes between star Hairyballs McCumsontits and director Ferdinand O'Hoolihan delayed the films release by four years. However, within opening weekend it managed to earn back double what it costed to make. To this day it remains a cult classic. In 2006, a 30th anniversary DVD was released by BJ Entertainment.
by Joey Orgler 3 July 28, 2008
by Joey Orgler 3 July 28, 2008
The most hardcore sh*t you will ever hear. Basically, it consists of a serious dose of double-bass, and vocals equivalent to that of the cookie monster screaming "BREE!"
by Joey Orgler 3 February 08, 2008