Joey Orgler 3's definitions

Hornswoggle

1)To decieve, trick, or hoodwink. To swindle.
2)A professional wrestle employed with the WWE as a two-foot leprechaun who lives under the ring.

Hornswoggle hornswoggles WWE fans out of their time by wasting it with the stupidest crap I have ever seen.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

urban dictionary

A place used responsibly by teenagers with lives to compliment their friends, endorse celebrities, discuss the dangers of sex, showcase their racial/homosexual/religious tolerance, and babble about subjects they are highly qualified in.

Urban dictionary is a burn book and webjournal site.

by Joey Orgler 3 September 30, 2008

queer bomb

An admission of one's own homosexuality.

Tyrone: Bro, I just dropped the queer bomb on my parents. They are taking it pretty bad.
Johnny: That sucks.

by Joey Orgler 3 September 28, 2008

midget porn

Imagine two dwarves with tiny weiners and itty-bitty poopers and, my friend, you've got midget porn. Highly erotic.

The 70's euro-midget porn-fetish-scat film "18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner" is a textbook example of what makes a dick hard.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 23, 2008

UFO Porno

This was an incredibly successful, albeit controversial pornographic film which surfaced on the internet in early 2007. It alleges to depict actual extraterrestrial beings engaging in sexual activity. Skeptics claim the beings are not genuine, but that their 13 inch penises are.

I just got done watching UFO Porno, and I must say, it was quite the adventure.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 8, 2008

Vietnamese Lottery

This is street slang for the venereal disease known as syphilis.

Rhonda, I just won the Vietnamese Lottery!

by Joey Orgler 3 February 3, 2008

White-Bwoi

Characterized as a young, suburban white male. They are the favorite target of most street gangs, and are usually massacred in large numbers when living in inner-city establishments.

Carlos: "Yo Tyronius, let's go Curb Stomp that White-Bwoi."

Tyronius: "Yeah, and then we'll Optimize him."

by Joey Orgler 3 February 3, 2008