Joey's definitions

cui

A different term for the abbreviation lol. Cui is the abbreviation for 'Crack Up Inside'

Instant Messanger 1: you smell lyke dog shyt
Instant Messanger 2: lol

::now with cui::

Instant Messanger 1: you smell lyke dog shyt
Instant Messanger 2: cui

by Joey September 4, 2004

whackin your dog

masturbating. tugging your bird.

don't be whackin yer dog.

by joey February 13, 2004

taint slap

To rub your taint on to your hand and slap a chum in the face.

Billy taint slapped eddie in the face, leaving his face sweaty and poopy.

by joey September 20, 2003

Townie

A townie hangs around in groups of about 15, they go drinking, they usually go out looking for fights, they always have a mobile stuck to their head, and the girls wear the tightest tops they can (which is not a good thing because usually they are way too fat)! And their vocabulary usually consists of Fucking, slag & slut. They pick on people just because they are not like them, and they can't except others!

"You fucking slag, you is in for it now, innit!"

by Joey February 17, 2004

hoggin'

Cheating on a girl with an (ugly) whore.

He went hoggin' because he was desperate.

by Joey June 11, 2003

earf

The planet earth. The world.

Durin' the holidaze I wish all my niggaz peace on EARF

by joey January 11, 2004