Definitions by Joel Osterman

thit

Also known as "That."

In reference to the word "that" when used twice within the same sentence.

I need one "thit" that piece will fit.

In proper speaking english it would be said: "I need one 'that' that piece will fit." But when said in common speaking languange the first pronunciation of "that" becomes "thit".

thit by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

butt-hurt 

To be offended or to have feelings hurt.

Dont get all "butt-hurt" over that, you idiot.

butt-hurt by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

typo-compatible 

When a person reading your typo's does not need to have them explained.

One who is "typo-compatible"

"When i grabbed the dick, they felt lucky!"

Oops! I meant "dice" not "dick"

typo-compatible by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

premature-eclickulation

To prematurely click your mouse button.

Oops! "I clicked too soon". Or one who has a problem with clicking the mouse button too soon.

In reference to: premature-ejackulation.

premature-eclickulation by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

gaydar 

A unit or device that enables you to detect other gay people around you that are using the same device.

Was an actual device created in the early 1990's.

My Gaydar just beeped. There must be a homo close by.

gaydar by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

mother fucker 

A Step-Fater. One who fucks his step sons mother.

My Step-Father is fucking my mother. Hence, he is a Mother Fucker.

mother fucker by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

done-ternet 

One who has reached the end of the Internet.

Im done-ternet now. I have seen it all and have reached the end of the Internet.

done-ternet by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005