Joel Osterman's definitions

premature-eclickulation

To prematurely click your mouse button.

Oops! "I clicked too soon". Or one who has a problem with clicking the mouse button too soon.

In reference to: premature-ejackulation.

by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

butt-hurt

To be offended or to have feelings hurt.

Dont get all "butt-hurt" over that, you idiot.

by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

gaydar

A unit or device that enables you to detect other gay people around you that are using the same device.

Was an actual device created in the early 1990's.

My Gaydar just beeped. There must be a homo close by.

by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

thit

Also known as "That."

In reference to the word "that" when used twice within the same sentence.

I need one "thit" that piece will fit.

In proper speaking english it would be said: "I need one 'that' that piece will fit." But when said in common speaking languange the first pronunciation of "that" becomes "thit".

by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

typo-compatible

When a person reading your typo's does not need to have them explained.

One who is "typo-compatible"

"When i grabbed the dick, they felt lucky!"

Oops! I meant "dice" not "dick"

by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

mother fucker

A Step-Fater. One who fucks his step sons mother.

My Step-Father is fucking my mother. Hence, he is a Mother Fucker.

by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

done-ternet

One who has reached the end of the Internet.

Im done-ternet now. I have seen it all and have reached the end of the Internet.

by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005