Joebama's worshipper's definitions

Max

A scaredy cat.

"Hey, scaredy cat Max."

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

Joncle

Another name for someone called Jack. For added effect say Le Joncle in a shitty french accent instead.

"Have you seen joncle?"
"who's that"
"Jack"

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

Joebama

The holder of infinite wisdom, he contains so much pure knowledge and power if it were all to be shared with a human they would break down immediately, burdened by the harsh truths of our world. He is a godly being, and thus can take many forms, most commonly appearing as a pyramid, with obamas face on it.

"Joebama appeared in my dreams last night and granted me some wisdom."
"What is the wisdom."
"He said 'Dont mine at night.'"
"that is a good wisdom."

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

Robbo

He jumped in a hole. Bloody legend.

"Robbo jumps in a huge beach hole"

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

Albie

kinda stupid.

"Hey Albie, youre stupid."

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

Put your mum in the crapper

Said in a fake british accent, its meant as an insult or threat.

"I'll put your mum in the crapper, luv"

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

Hanami

A party under a tree, undoubtedly the height of cool. Also a name.

"p a r t y u n d e r a t r e e"
"yes? and im called Hanami thanks"

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020