Definitions by JoeSucksToes

Shorntisha 

A clapped chav

David:"dat gyaldem a mad shorntisha"
Shorntisha:"shat ap brav"

Shorntisha by JoeSucksToes March 26, 2022

Dirty Bossman 

When you shove a packet of monster munch up an indian mans arsehole in a corner shop

"I might relocate myself in the local newsagents located in a corner and perform the act known as a Dirty Bossman"

Dirty Bossman by JoeSucksToes March 26, 2022

Bussify 

When you stomp on something so hard that it becomes part of the ground

“Wanna go bussify that book lmao”

Bussify by JoeSucksToes December 13, 2021

Yatched

When you get mugged by a sailor

Kante: “Damn, Daniel got Yatched!”

Yatched by JoeSucksToes October 27, 2021

Shorntisha 

A really clapped chav

Jane: “Chelsea’s a proper Shorntisha”

Shorntisha by JoeSucksToes October 27, 2021

Scarp 

When 2 or more disabled people have a fight

Yo, those spackas are gonna have a scarp

Scarp by JoeSucksToes October 27, 2021