JoeNJ2's definitions

commercial conspiracy

The phenomenon where no matter what channel you change to they ALL have commercials on at the same time!

200+ channels on cable and they ALL have commercials on at the same time?? commercial conspiracy

by JoeNJ2 September 28, 2011

conversus interruptus

The point at which you're in an important part of a conversation that the waitress instictively interrupts.

I was in the middle of something...conversus interruptus

by JoeNJ2 April 24, 2011

Camper

n. Someone who spends what seems like forever in the bathroom.

That guy's been in there awhile.
Yep,another Camper.

by JoeNJ2 January 3, 2014

Hell

1. A place where evil reigns. 2. A place where deception is king. 3. A place where everything goes wrong. 4.Philadelphia.

Philadelphia is Hell on earth.

by JoeNJ2 November 7, 2013

playing possum

When an asshole driver in front of you is intentionally driving slow,then when you pass them they speed up and start playing with you.

That asshole was just playing possum.

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2015

symphony of sirens

What is often heard outside should you try to be enjoying what little bit of silence you can get living in a shitty city.

I often hear a symphony of sirens outside when I'm trying to relax at home.

by JoeNJ2 May 7, 2011

Friend Drop Syndrome

The negative sensation one encounters upon discovering their Facebook friend numbers dropping.

Another one? Friend Drop Syndrome.

by JoeNJ2 October 26, 2011