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Definitions by JoeNJ2

Jukebox Bitch 

Dipshit chicks who walk around singing to every crappy airhead song on the radio.
Wow this dip is singing to every song that comes on...Jukebox Bitch
Jukebox Bitch by JoeNJ2 May 6, 2015

playing possum 

When an asshole driver in front of you is intentionally driving slow,then when you pass them they speed up and start playing with you.
That asshole was just playing possum.
playing possum by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2015

Phantom Chat 

On facebook,when someone deletes themselves from your page leaving one sided conversations like you're fucking talking to yourself.
I'd better delete my comments,asshole deleted themselves now it looks like I'm having a Phantom Chat.
Phantom Chat by JoeNJ2 March 1, 2015
n. Someone who spends what seems like forever in the bathroom.
That guy's been in there awhile.
Yep,another Camper.
Camper by JoeNJ2 January 3, 2014

Resident Shitter 

n. Some fucker who's always in the bathroom stall no matter when you walk in,sometimes with phone also.
Seems like someone's always in here. Must be the Resident Shitter.
Resident Shitter by JoeNJ2 January 3, 2014
A New Years recap of the (crappy) year. Recrap.
Recrap by JoeNJ2 December 31, 2013

Urban Dicks 

People on Urban Dictionary who reject good definitions yet approve stupid ones.
Buncha Urban Dicks on here.
Urban Dicks by JoeNJ2 November 29, 2013