glory whores

Women on reality shows like The Bachelor who are more into becoming known from being on tv than the actual object of the show.

She got him then broke up with him after the show...what glory whores.

by JoeNJ2 March 02, 2012

Retro Fuck

Someone who should've been fucked a long time ago but still hasn't.

Oh man Retro Fuck that fucker.

by JoeNJ2 September 15, 2012

retro fuck

To curse something presently as well as the past.

retro fuck this place,now and before I even came here.

by JoeNJ2 May 18, 2012

magnet ass

The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.

Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?

by JoeNJ2 February 27, 2011

Street Whore

A person who snaps their chewing gum excessively.

Could you stop snapping your gum...you sound like a street whore.

by JoeNJ2 January 21, 2011

Multigabbing

Similar to multitasking but usually done by retail cashiers; While ringing up your items,the ability to also carry on a conversation with multiple people all while usually ignoring the customer.

"Hey are you going on break?" "What's my schedule for next week?" "Me and so-and-so were doing something just so stupid earlier" Multigabbing.

by JoeNJ2 March 23, 2011

assholaphobia

Not quite agoraphobia,the sense of discomfort of being surrounded by assholes.

I don't think I have agoraphobia as much as assholaphobia.

by JoeNJ2 June 07, 2012