symphony of sirens

What is often heard outside should you try to be enjoying what little bit of silence you can get living in a shitty city.

I often hear a symphony of sirens outside when I'm trying to relax at home.

by JoeNJ2 April 17, 2011

Welfare Spree

Using one's EBT cards to do grocery shopping at convenience stores.

Here comes another pile of junk food...must be a Welfare Spree.

by JoeNJ2 September 13, 2015

leapfrog

A fucking parking game that's played in space-challenged Philadelphia where one attempts to keep moving their car closer to their house as fuckers finally leave their parking spaces on that street.

Playing leapfrog to get my car back closer to the front of my own freaking house.

by JoeNJ2 April 10, 2011

Jersey Merge

When you’re driving in New Jersey and a Fck head will zip around you just to turn off right away anyway.

Fck head just did a Jersey Merge...

by JoeNJ2 May 25, 2021

Lottirony

When checking your lottery ticket,the numbers that come up are the ones just before or after the ones on your ticket.

Oh f you,the numbers right next to the ones I picked. Lottirony.

by JoeNJ2 June 24, 2011

Multigabbing

Similar to multitasking but usually done by retail cashiers; While ringing up your items,the ability to also carry on a conversation with multiple people all while usually ignoring the customer.

"Hey are you going on break?" "What's my schedule for next week?" "Me and so-and-so were doing something just so stupid earlier" Multigabbing.

by JoeNJ2 March 23, 2011

assholaphobia

Not quite agoraphobia,the sense of discomfort of being surrounded by assholes.

I don't think I have agoraphobia as much as assholaphobia.

by JoeNJ2 June 07, 2012