Definitions by Joe frm da G

Seneca Valley High School

A high school located in Germantown, Maryland. Known for being both dangerous and irrelevant in nearly all sports. Typically has gangs patrolling the hallways, a shooting/bombing threat every 1-2 weeks, and an overall atmosphere that fosters giving up on hopes and dreams. If attending this high school, I recommend a bulletproof vest as a good investment due to all the trigger-happy MS13 wannabes that want to be initiated so badly. It’s the only high school i’ve ever been to where bringing a mini-draco to school was seen as normal and was expected among some.

You graduated from Seneca Valley High School?

Yep.

Wow. Congratulations on beating the statistics.

Seneca Valley High School by Joe frm da G August 26, 2023

G-Town Schmucks 

Possibly the worst ever rap group from the DMV. My late grandmother tragically passed away from a brain aneurism while listening to the “Nard Mitzvah” EP. May her soul rest in peace.

Holy shit dude the G-town schmucks new album goes crazy.

What?? I’d rather fuck a cheese grater than listen to them again.

G-Town Schmucks by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023

Big iron 

Inspired by Marty Robbins hit tune “Big Iron,” a big iron is a typically high caliber wheel gun that is relatively large in size and mass. Big irons are often portrayed as a Colt Walker, a Remington New Model Army, or a Colt Python in modern times.

“The ranger’s aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip.”

-Marty Robbins

Big iron by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023