A high school located in Germantown, Maryland. Known for being both dangerous and irrelevant in nearly all sports. Typically has gangs patrolling the hallways, a shooting/bombing threat every 1-2 weeks, and an overall atmosphere that fosters giving up on hopes and dreams. If attending this high school, I recommend a bulletproof vest as a good investment due to all the trigger-happy MS13 wannabes that want to be initiated so badly. It’s the only high school i’ve ever been to where bringing a mini-draco to school was seen as normal and was expected among some.
You graduated from Seneca Valley High School?

Yep.

Wow. Congratulations on beating the statistics.
by Joe frm da G August 26, 2023
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Goy haggler

A goy haggler is a non-jewish person who attempts to bargain with a Jew.
The yard sale last week had like three goy hagglers.

Did you budge?

Hell no. I’m faithful to a proud heritage.
by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023
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G-Town metal mover

an overly ambitious arms dealer from Germantown, Maryland
Nobody buys from Abdul, he charges $700 for a Glock 17 and he believes he’s the only G-Town metal mover.
by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023
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Big iron

Inspired by Marty Robbins hit tune “Big Iron,” a big iron is a typically high caliber wheel gun that is relatively large in size and mass. Big irons are often portrayed as a Colt Walker, a Remington New Model Army, or a Colt Python in modern times.
“The ranger’s aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip.”

-Marty Robbins
by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023
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metal mover

Somebody who sells and/or manufactures guns on a small-business scale.
What’s Mike up to nowadays?

He watched War Dogs and now he thinks he’s a metal mover.
by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023
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Germantown Nugget Hugger

People from Germantown, Maryland who roll with gangs and believe they run the world. In reality, they may enjoy sucking and/or hugging other men’s penises.
Yo, Reggie said he gonna jump you

Don’t care, he’s a fuckin’ Germantown Nugget Hugger
by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023
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G-Town Schmucks

Possibly the worst ever rap group from the DMV. My late grandmother tragically passed away from a brain aneurism while listening to the “Nard Mitzvah” EP. May her soul rest in peace.
Holy shit dude the G-town schmucks new album goes crazy.

What?? I’d rather fuck a cheese grater than listen to them again.
by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023
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