Joe Smith's definitions

deloitte

Deloitte is a form of slavery, however there are invisible chains that restrain people. The people who realize their destructive plight are usually the ones to quit or die, by that time it's too late. They are usually physically, mentally or emotionally scarred. Alcohol soon becomes a loving companion.

Joe works at Deloitte for 115 hours a day and although he has a family at home, he choses to go to the bar after work in order to forget the preceeding episode of ill treatment.

by Joe Smith May 13, 2005

taper

n. v. Someone who, often clandestinely will use microphone(s) on clothing, rigs etc. to record and disseminate live concerts, attractions

"Hey, my taper friends got the latest Harper show, do you want the shin?"

by Joe Smith March 9, 2003

The Wayne Cut

the haircut given to all asian males...instantly obtained after sleeping on the right side of ur face and constantly going to school without brushing it at all

Greg: Hey Jesse! Do you want to do something today?
Jesse: Nah I can't . ..I'm going to get the Wayne Cut tonite

by joe smith May 13, 2005

Wibber

Wannabe investment banker

He doesn't know what he's talking about. He is such a fucking wibber

by Joe Smith December 3, 2003

Hawsepiper

A person of high rank who did not go to college.


From sailing days when officers who use to be deck hands were asked how they got there job they replied "I climbed up the hawsepipe" (hawsepipe: the pipe that an anchor rope passes through)

"How'd you get to be captain?"
"I'm a hawsepiper you P.O.S. college boy"

by Joe Smith September 17, 2004

vagina envy

When a man envies a woman because she has a vagina and he does not. Similar to penis envy.

Man, I have some serious vagina envy.

by Joe Smith December 3, 2003

Gayballer

One who exhibits gay pride. The act of being gay. Not just "in the closet" gay but has to display a very flamboyant gayness that is normally seen at gayday parades or on "Will and Grace". A gayballer is also very promiscuous and will take it anywhere, anytime and from anyone.

Southwest Airlines executive:
"Male fight attendents are typically guilty of gayballing in that they all fuck each other from city to city in these mass gayballer slamfest orgies"

by Joe Smith November 18, 2003