Usually refers to the lack of awareness of an individual. A person who is not alert to present culture, style or music is LAME
At 29, Bob still lives with his parents and has lost contact with what is happening in our world. He is so LAME!
by Joe Neubarth January 07, 2007
H5N1 Bird Flu after it evolved (at Qinghai Lakes in China) into the most lethal strain of virus. It is a "killing machine" that kills all manner of animals and is sweeping the world.
"Sichuan Sheet is estimated to have already killed over twenty thousand Chinese, millions of cows, pigs, monkeys, dogs, cats, and over one hundred million birds of all varieties."
"Yes, of all the Bird Flu strains, it is the worst, by far!"
"Yes, of all the Bird Flu strains, it is the worst, by far!"
by Joe Neubarth March 08, 2006
by Joe Neubarth March 10, 2005
A person who is in need of sleep who is mindlessly surfing the Internet. Usually an insomniac who gave up tossing and turning in bed and who turned on the computer to have something to do.
I have got to see my doctor about stronger sleeping pills. I was up all night doing the Internet Zombie thing. Gosh, I think I bought four or five things last night but I won't even know what they are until they arrive in the mail.
by Joe Neubarth July 12, 2007
by Joe Neubarth February 09, 2009
A Basketball Jones is an obsession with the sport of basketball. Kids who play the game and only think of the world in terms of basketball and their potential success at it.
by Joe Neubarth January 21, 2005
An individual parent who hovers over their child well into adulthood. Very seldom are there two helicopter parents in one family. One is enough to hover and annoy their thirty or forty year old "child" to the point of extreme exasperation.
He's forty two years old, but his "helicopter parent" mother comes over every day to make certain that absolutely everything in his life is right. (This includes selecting the right food, clothes, furnishings, girlfriends, friends, and job that her darling son has.)
by Joe Neubarth August 02, 2007