two bob bits

Slang word meaning the shits aka diorrea.

Timothy - "Soz m8 i cant go cinema tonight I got the two bob bits, i'll be shittin like a horse"

by Joe Nazmdeh January 02, 2006

char

The abreviation of the word 'Character'

My char would own your ass!

by Joe Nazmdeh February 24, 2007

GB

The abreviation of either 'Great Britain' or 'Gigabytes'

Example 1: GB is a shit hole....

Example 2: My MP3 holds 34 GB of songs...

by Joe Nazmdeh December 01, 2006

nobcheese

A fuckin' stinky substance which builds up under your Bell end if you dont clean it regularly.

After being ill for a few days in bed, Timothy found that he had a large collection of Nobcheese (Smegma) waiting to be cleaned underneath his bellend.

by Joe Nazmdeh January 07, 2006

gilf

A Grandmother I'd Like To Fuck.

Did you just see that hot piece of granny ass!? thats some serious gilf mofo!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 13, 2006

tit wank

when a girl pushes her beautiful babalons together and the man rams his erect penis up and down the middle of them.

Bernard- "Cor' Blimey Did I Give Margeret A fuckin' Last Night. And A Neat Tit Wank!"

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

W800i

The greatest mp3 phone ever made by Sony Erricson!

I like the feeling of my W800i, it makes me orgasm

by Joe Nazmdeh January 07, 2007