Joe Nazmdeh's definitions

two bob bits

Slang word meaning the shits aka diorrea.

Timothy - "Soz m8 i cant go cinema tonight I got the two bob bits, i'll be shittin like a horse"

by Joe Nazmdeh January 2, 2006

gold digger

someone that marries or dates someone just for there money.

That Sleazy Bitch was a gold digger, she stole my credit cards and had it away on her toes!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 2, 2006

Shagging

When a man drives his errect penis into a womens vagina.

Darren- "Whats the matter?"

Jerry- " I saw my sister shagging my grandfather behind the couch last nite after i had been shagging my sister!"

by Joe Nazmdeh January 2, 2006

tango clear

A Tasty Drink by Tango.

Shit This Tango Clear Is Good.

by Joe Nazmdeh January 2, 2006

tit wash

Where a man cums onto a women's titties.

Livvi- Fuckin' Give me A Tit Wash Now!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006

gilf

A Grandmother I'd Like To Fuck.

Did you just see that hot piece of granny ass!? thats some serious gilf mofo!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 13, 2006

nobcheese

A fuckin' stinky substance which builds up under your Bell end if you dont clean it regularly.

After being ill for a few days in bed, Timothy found that he had a large collection of Nobcheese (Smegma) waiting to be cleaned underneath his bellend.

by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006