Joe Jacobs's definitions

Chain E-mail

An E-mail started to scare people. In the past they were filled with scary images of what could happen if you did not send to the desired amount of people. Now they are filled with sad stories or jokes that have a tag along that tells you have to send to desired amount of people or something bad will happen.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ugot
Ugot Who?
Ugot to send this to 15 people in the next 12 minutes or your balls will fall off.

by Joe Jacobs December 14, 2004

Splooge

The inproper way to spell 'Spooge.'

It's spooge, idiots.

by Joe Jacobs December 14, 2004

Schveet

Altered verios of the word 'sweet' in a German accent.

"Oh, that is so schveet!"

by Joe Jacobs December 15, 2004

Dominated

To finish/own something of any sort.

1. Dude, I just Dominated that sandwich.

2. I just Dominated one in the bathroom.

3. I will Dominate you.

by Joe Jacobs December 15, 2004

J-date

An online Jewish Dating Service.

"I got a J-date in an hour."

by Joe Jacobs December 15, 2004

Whaxican

Someone with White, Black, and Mexican heritage. I.E. Jared Buttry.

'Jared is a Whaxican.'

by Joe Jacobs December 19, 2004