Definitions by Joe Gaal

gentleman's sport gloves 

What boxing gloves were called in Strong Bad's past.

"How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sport gloves?"

gentleman's sport gloves by Joe Gaal November 4, 2003

toast points 

When you cut a slice of bread in half diagonally, you have just created toast points.
Or, it's the way of keeping track of who is winning the famed and glorious toast competition.

Whoa, hoooooooo that's not bread....those are toast points!

toast points by Joe Gaal November 4, 2003

eleventy million 

more than one;myriad....a lot.

"That guy over there just said he had eleventy million yam bags!"

eleventy million by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003

Dinner Hair 

The only permanent resident at Bloodview Haunted House. Now a member in the Legion of Terror.

"Did you see the dinner hair last night? It was amazing!"

Dinner Hair by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003

toeknob 

general half-wit...idiot...moron

"Dubya is a toeknob."

toeknob by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003

Doopa Spelunker

One who enjoys stimulating the rectal sphincter/butthole area.

"My girlfriend was quite the "Doopa Spelunker" last night...I can't even walk straight."

Doopa Spelunker by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003

Mississippi blacksnake

An african-american penis.

Wow...That chick is in search of his mississippi blacksnake.

Mississippi blacksnake by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003