Joe Dirt's definitions

prof chaos

The pinnacle of gaming goodness. Prof Chaos' are the |337est beings to walk the planet and pwn any nubs that stand in their way.

I was fraggin nubs, then Prof Chaos came and nubbed my n00b ass cuz I stank balls.

by Joe Dirt January 5, 2004

yazeed

Half white half black; Extremely large fat ass bitch

"Ew what is that mommy."
"thats a yazeed"

by joe dirt February 28, 2005

dirty bar

a small rural bar with local redneck regulars.

We were in the middle of nowhere so we went to the dirty bars. They stink like sweat and piss.

by Joe Dirt March 11, 2005