Joe Blow's definitions

cocksuckered

To screw something up very badly.

Trapper really cocksuckered our football season when he jumped offsides on fourth down.

by Joe Blow November 30, 2003

Dick Cheney

Our great and courageous Vice President.

Liberal fucktards hate him which makes me like him even more.

Dick Cheney is a fine American leader.

by Joe Blow February 2, 2005

captain hook

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.

looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.

by joe blow November 12, 2002

Walking Erection

someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection

Saint Ownsalot

by Joe Blow December 3, 2003

mid grade

Medium quality marijuana. A step above schwag, but a step below kine bud. Usually has a lime green color and good smell to it, but also has a few seeds and stems. Perfect for rolling in joints, blunts, etc.

Hey man, did you get some KB? No, but I got some pretty good mid grade

by Joe Blow November 21, 2003

Pipi

Pipi means in french piss.

Putain! Mais t'as fait pipi!

by Joe Blow August 26, 2003

cheek chillers

Assless chaps.Worn with nothing underneath. Origin from "Son Inlaw" with Pauly Shore

Do not have an example

by joe blow May 13, 2005