Joe Blow's definitions

poetry

can be good but usually dumb

wow your poetry could be good but its probably dumb

by JOE BLOW June 17, 2004

cocksuckered

To screw something up very badly.

Trapper really cocksuckered our football season when he jumped offsides on fourth down.

by Joe Blow November 30, 2003

sexual being

A person who has a very sexual nature or is of sexual character most of the time. Usually are dirty minded and have a high sex drive. Can also refer to a very attractive man or woman.

Woah.. that woman is one sexual being.. did you see the way she was walking?

Astrid is one sexual being.. bloody awesome in bed!

by Joe Blow July 5, 2004

unicorn

Mythical creature. It's like a horse with a seat on its head.

"Every girl wants a unicorn for her 16th birthday."
"I'd say. Its ever better than a vibrator!"

by Joe Blow July 5, 2004

hot fart

when u have a hell of a lot more peanut butter than u r supposed to, you expel a warm, wet, potent fart

dude i just had a hot fary so u might want to clear out.

by Joe Blow March 13, 2004

captain hook

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.

looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.

by joe blow November 12, 2002

rotflmaoadl

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off all day long

joe: i felt so bad calling 911 and telling them i locked myself inside of my car.

fred: rotflmaoadl

by joe blow May 13, 2005