Joe Blow's definitions

captain hook

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.

looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.

by joe blow November 12, 2002

hot fart

when u have a hell of a lot more peanut butter than u r supposed to, you expel a warm, wet, potent fart

dude i just had a hot fary so u might want to clear out.

by Joe Blow March 13, 2004

rotflmaoadl

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off all day long

joe: i felt so bad calling 911 and telling them i locked myself inside of my car.

fred: rotflmaoadl

by joe blow May 13, 2005

stumpy

A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy

by joe blow November 12, 2002

dickmunch

A term of endearment used by momma dick's when they are happy their children at their dinner.

Sally Dick, Why are you the GREATEST dickmunch their ever was?!

by Joe Blow February 2, 2004

unicorn

Mythical creature. It's like a horse with a seat on its head.

"Every girl wants a unicorn for her 16th birthday."
"I'd say. Its ever better than a vibrator!"

by Joe Blow July 5, 2004

cocksuckered

To screw something up very badly.

Trapper really cocksuckered our football season when he jumped offsides on fourth down.

by Joe Blow November 30, 2003