Joe's definitions

spaztack

someone or something that has regular spouts or retardness

MY computer is such a spaztack that we named it Downie

by Joe September 15, 2003

irish coffee

Irish Coffee (For One)

Ingredients
1 Measure (3 cl) of Irish Whiskey
1 teaspoon of raw sugar
1 heaped desertspoon of whipped cream
Hot strong coffee to fill the glass

Pre-warm a stemmed glass. Add the whiskey.
Add the sugar and stir in the coffee.
Float the whipped cream on top.
Drink the coffee through the cream (ie do not stir after adding the cream).

Irish Coffee is not for kids.

by joe July 22, 2004

porcupiner

A very strong and painful orgasm, which feels like sharp objects are piercing your genitals.

"Stop! You're gonna give me a porcupiner!"

by JOE July 26, 2004

dushbag

a person who is cocky or a jerk

gage is such a dush bag

by joe December 13, 2003

B.J

pimp juice. with a big penis

man that B.J. is pimpin

by joe June 5, 2003

Whitey

Decribing the condition of someone who has smoked too much weed and feels ill/ has a white face/ is physically sick.

Did you see kevin last night? he smoked far too much and chucked a proper whitey!

by joe June 17, 2004

slackcore

hardcore slacking for those who are lazy basterds.

That Kid crux is fully slackcore

by Joe March 2, 2005