Joe's definitions

bloviate

To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner.

A key attribute to those that sell. To pretend to understand technical subject matter and sell it to others even dumber then oneself.

Tom, bloviated Matt's shaft for hours on the merits of Mircosoft's Swiss Cheese 1.0

by joe October 1, 2004

hornylicious

The state that is Joey bald.

MAn Joe you are damn hornylicious

by joe October 2, 2004

Alucard

1: The badass main character on Hellsing

2: A stupid-ass member of FFWA.

1: Read the bloody definition
2: That Alucard is a real prick

by Joe October 3, 2004

Quiddity

The conservative Xenogears know-it-all.

Also look up Mithrandir

by Joe October 3, 2004

jimmies

1. A feeling of paranoia - synonym of willies

2. The intense creepy feeling you get when you hear something that wigs you out.

1. I don' like spiders, they give me the jimmies.

2. She can't stop movin', it's like she has the jimmies or something.

3. The story was so scary, I had the jimmies all the way home.

by Joe October 7, 2004

Blueberry Muffin

A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.

Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?

Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over

Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...

Dan: hahahaha!

by Joe October 8, 2004

loreen

Is a hott date and she knows it.

Loreen is a hott date.

by Joe October 10, 2004