Joe's definitions
1. Doofimizm used only by fully edgymicated presidents when their teleprompters are busted or they are feeling kinda smart or when they wants to show all them handlers at the white house just who's really in charge around here.
I must have misunderestimated all them nuculer bombs and them weapons of mass disappearance in that there eye rack.
by JOE August 26, 2003
Get the misunderestimatedmug. by Joe April 2, 2005
Get the nose tamponmug. 
A talented rapper...but a hypocrite. He speaks out against the war (killing innocents), and then raps about killing his mother with a chainsaw, shooting anyone who "steps up", and strangling women off in a parking lot while not caring if its dark or not....One of two things is occuring; either he has multiple personalities, or he is extreme simply to sell records...I vote for the second. He also preached this year about civic duty (ie voting)...he is 32 and voted for the first time this year...Im 21 and Ive voted 2 times...He needs to stick to rap and stop commenting on things that matter because he looks like a fool. He is a good rapper, thats it...a good rapper...not a college professor or a politician...just a rapper (probably the best is some invidual opinions)...
by Joe October 16, 2006
Get the eminemmug. When drinking beer out of a bottle, one might try to peel off the label. People who have tried it, or seen others try, know how hard it is. Supposedly, once you have the label completly off and perfectly inatct, you are able to redeem this label for sex with a person of the opposite sex.
Woah! Chris just got himself a sex coupon, I wonder if Jessica has a double coupon day so I can get some action too.
by Joe May 19, 2005
Get the sex couponmug. somebody so fucking retarted you couldnt think of anything else to say after you called them a fuck, so you said shit....hence fuck shit
by Joe March 23, 2004
Get the fuck shitmug. by joe December 10, 2003
Get the Udedmug.