Joe's definitions

sampans

shit

i shit on the log

by JOe October 8, 2003

the hiv

syn h.i.v. ,

That dude's got the 'hiv'

by Joe March 12, 2003

tactision

Tactision is another word for bait.

hurry up and be the Tactision while i snipe those guys

by joe December 4, 2004

walking the dog

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Sorry guys, I have to go home and walk the dog.

by joe January 19, 2004

Huberd

1. To tear down completely; raze.
2. To do away with completely; put an end to.
3. To damage (someone's server, for example) severely. See Synonyms at ruin
4. Totally screwed up beyond repair. 5. Damage done for no apparent reason.
6. Totally fucked!

Damn, this server is huberd. I can't even get it to boot.

Someone huberd the settings on my firewall. Now it won't pass ANY traffic.

That tornado totally huberd the south side of town.

by Joe January 18, 2005

Mellis

A small weiner who enjoys the simple pleasures of sci-fi tv.

Man, you are such a mellis
Dam, you just Mellised out.

by Joe November 18, 2003

french military victories

A sign of the apocolypse

French win a war, the earth is doomed

by Joe December 9, 2003