Joe's definitions

pi

A multiplier with infinate decimal places, used to find the circumference of a circle. Its actually a ratio.

circumference=diameter x pi, meaning that all circles are exactly pi times further around than they are across

pi = 3.14159265... and a bunch more

by joe August 1, 2005

crotch watcher

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.

EX:
Joe: "Dude, I keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys."
Lenny: "Maybe it's because you have a small dick, dude."

by Joe April 7, 2005

dino tap

dino tap is when you get hurt but it is in a wierd place

you walk into a wall and hit you arm and you say shit that was a dino tap

by joe April 7, 2005

booby tassels

booby tassels is an other way to make sure no on takes you seat

you have a good seat in front of the TV and you need a drink so you call booby tassels

by joe April 7, 2005

hnic idle

This is what you get when you ask someone for something.

Person #1: hey Mario do you have the new fabolous album?
Person #1: mario?
Person #1: I know you're there I just saw you play a mp3.
Person #2: chill he's givin you the hnic idle.
Mario : mp3(014-fabolous-the_bad_guy-ego)
Person #2: hahahaha

by Joe April 9, 2005

gotti brothers

Nassau county scumbags with fake tans and half a bottle of gel in their hair. Many pretty boy west suffolk males now copy their silly look.

Ha, I heard that one of the Gotti brothers got his ass kicked in the mall.

by Joe April 9, 2005

piggy back fart

When in a group of people, a silent fart is made by one of the group. Invariably, the smell produces the "Who did that?" quote. When the offending person admits to it, one or more people will let silent but deadlies go, knowing the original offender will be blamed. Thus, the piggy back fart.

John farted and a couple of us piggy backed on that shit.

by Joe April 10, 2005