Jockass's definitions

lock wood

1. A gay couple having sex.
2. The action of straight people shaking hands.

1.

Gay guy 1: Hey man, wanna lock wood.
Gay guy 2: Sure but I get to go on top
2. 'we made up and locked wood'.

by jockass November 20, 2009

Credit crunch

A low-budget cereal that is so cheap it can only be sold (legally) to people who are unemployed or earning less than 10 Pence (14.3cents) per day.

'What do you have for breakfast'.
'Credit crunch'.
'That is absolutely shite'.
'The cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals'.

by Jockass March 18, 2009

Politics

Poly means many and tics means blood-sucking parasites.

Politics are covering me pubes.

by Jockass March 20, 2009

Quetror

To kill someone with butterfly and shove them up a drainpipe.

'You should quetror that dickheid'.

by Jockass March 14, 2009

Eejit

Idiot. Scottish and Irish slang for idiot. What did you think?

By looking up eejit you are an eejit.

by Jockass April 9, 2009

Liberal

1. Economically left-wing and socially pro-choice.
2. Pro-choice on absolutely everything.
3. A lot.

1. That Hugo chavez is a true liberal. He wants to nationalize the food industries.
2. Milton friedman is the ultimate liberal. He's against the FDA and practically all regulation.
3. I want a liberal amount of beer, chips and ketchup.

by Jockass April 10, 2009

@name

The thing you put at the start of a comment replying to someone on Youtube. You don't actually put name in it but you replace it with their username.

@namewaster
That was an awful video.

by jockass February 8, 2010