a-rab

A person from Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Egypt, Lybia, Yemen, or other country in that region.

I stopped in Mecca to see what was there. All that I saw was A-rabs.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

binderfender

A tremendous fart worthy of accolades and kudos.

I went to the city council meeting this morning and let a binderfender while the Mayor was talking. She dropped her notes, and when she squatted to pick them up, she let a binderfender of her own. There was so much laughter, the Mayor adjourned sine die.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

bull dyke

A female human who, in a supreme effort to be trendy, cuts her hair short, has her front teeth sharpened, and wears men's clothes and a leather collar with spikes around it. The bull dyke's favorite sport is coprophilia, the love of shit. The bull dyke loves to find a pretty lesbian lover to fist, and from whom to burgle turds.

While hiking on a mountain trail, I came upon a beautiful woman taking a great big dump right in the middle of the path. Around her, four bull dykes with butch cuts, sharpened front teeth, and spiked collars lay on the rocks and intently watched the dump's progress. One bull dyke flashed a terrible, canine smile and said, "I told you someone would see you."

The beautiful woman kept on dumping and said, melodramatically, "Oh, the perils of the trail!"

If you find this disgusting, don't blame me. I didn't take a dump in the path, and I'm not a coprophiliac bull dyke or a turd burglar. These are the wonderful folks that liberal twits hold to be so charming. Real nice, eh?

by Joao Bufamarillo May 26, 2005

drain the toad

To take a whiz. To take a leak. To bleed the lizard. To see a man about a horse.

Common at least since early 1950s.

Pull over here, Ma, I gotta drain my toad.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

do-gooder

A white liberal. Someone who knows what is best for everyone else, and devotes his life to shoving it down our throats.

Hillary Clinton is a do-gooder who wants to make us all pay for medical care for lazy bums who piss their lives away spray painting grafitti on other people's property.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

Punjab of Javapo

A person whose job is to po' the Java.

I got a job down at Denny's. I'm the Punjab of Javapo.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

Chick Car

A car that looks sporty, but has an automatic transmission. (Of course, no man with two legs would ever drive a car with an automatic transmission.)

That Jetta sure looks cool, but it's only a chick car. Look inside, it's got an automatic tranny.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005