Definitions by Joao Bufamarillo

peckerwood

A good, but much-maligned, white person.

Peckerwoods do not hijack airplanes. They don't expect society to take care of them. They never demand socialist medicine. No peckerwood ever prances in a parade wearing a jock strap.

Peckerwoods mind their own business and are not a burden on society. Be nice to peckerwoods. Take a peckerwood to lunch this week!

Hey, any of you peckerwoods want to go to lunch this week?

peckerwood by Joao Bufamarillo July 18, 2008

wishy washy 

Indecisive. Ineffectual. Afraid to stand up for what is right and moral.

A typical attribute of a liberal. A liberal is afraid to demand accountability and responsibility. He lets people do whatever they want, no matter what the consequences. He allows anything, and says he is being tolerant and multicultural. In truth, he is being wishy washy.

Senator Clinton is a wishy washy liberal who refuses to demand that criminals get their due punishment. Of course, she does this to get low-lifes to vote Democrat.

wishy washy by Joao Bufamarillo November 1, 2006

fist 

To put your hand up another person's arse. A favorite pastime of turd burglars. (How else could they burgle those turds?)

Bruce and Dennis like to fist each other in front of the movie theater.

fist by Joao Bufamarillo May 30, 2005

bull dyke 

A female human who, in a supreme effort to be trendy, cuts her hair short, has her front teeth sharpened, and wears men's clothes and a leather collar with spikes around it. The bull dyke's favorite sport is coprophilia, the love of shit. The bull dyke loves to find a pretty lesbian lover to fist, and from whom to burgle turds.

While hiking on a mountain trail, I came upon a beautiful woman taking a great big dump right in the middle of the path. Around her, four bull dykes with butch cuts, sharpened front teeth, and spiked collars lay on the rocks and intently watched the dump's progress. One bull dyke flashed a terrible, canine smile and said, "I told you someone would see you."

The beautiful woman kept on dumping and said, melodramatically, "Oh, the perils of the trail!"

If you find this disgusting, don't blame me. I didn't take a dump in the path, and I'm not a coprophiliac bull dyke or a turd burglar. These are the wonderful folks that liberal twits hold to be so charming. Real nice, eh?

bull dyke by Joao Bufamarillo May 30, 2005

Okie Stomp Bar 

A business establishment that serves alcoloic booze, plays country and western music, and caters to people who wear hats and shout YEE HAW indoors.

Ermal and Denny Joe went to their local Okie Stomp Bar for a beer and a fist fight. Actually, they had several beers and fist fights. "Hot damn!" drawled Ermal as he wiped the blood from his lips with his sleeve, "this is more fun than a bucket o toad frogs!"

Okie Stomp Bar by Joao Bufamarillo May 29, 2005

Portagee Wine Stomper 

A gentleman who walks around on grapes in a large barrel, in order to make wine.

Manuel Gomes is a Portagee Wine Stomper. He makes the best wine in Amador County.

Portagee Wine Stomper by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum 

The only possible explanation for all the loud booming that comes from a low rider car. There must be a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum.

El Bajito Loco drives up and down the street with a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum. The Mexican keeps beating on that drum, perhaps to let everyone know he's in there.

Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005