Joao Bufamarillo's definitions

Beezer

1. A nose. A schnozz.

2. A BSA motorcycle. A wonderful two cylinder Limey bike from the 1950s and 1960s.

1. If you say that again, I'll bust you in the beezer.

2. Nathan rode to Bramley on his Beezer.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

cop

A POlice. A fuzz. An ossifer of the law.

Hey, Jake, does your dad work for a living?

Nah, he's a cop.

Honest?

Nah, he's an Oakland cop.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

turd in the punch bowl

A comparative word, used to describe the unpopularity of a certain person.

Here comes Lorna. She's about as welcome as a turd in the punch bowl.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Boston Tea Party

The very last time people in Massachusetts protested a tax.

Massachusetts people love taxes. The last time they said no to taxes was at the Boston Tea Party.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Okie Stomp Bar

A business establishment that serves alcoloic booze, plays country and western music, and caters to people who wear hats and shout YEE HAW indoors.

Ermal and Denny Joe went to their local Okie Stomp Bar for a beer and a fist fight. Actually, they had several beers and fist fights. "Hot damn!" drawled Ermal as he wiped the blood from his lips with his sleeve, "this is more fun than a bucket o toad frogs!"

by Joao Bufamarillo May 29, 2005

Portable Parking Lot

A car carrier truck. A truck used to haul cars to a dealer's lot.

Mack drives a portable parking lot for Ford.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

boob tube

The new opiate of the people. A electronic box containing a video screen and a speaker, watched by millions of cretins too lazy to go out and get a life. Boob tube watchers get a bad case of half-closed eyes and half-open mouths.

If you watch too much boob tube, you will end up looking like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005