ur mom

What people say when the they lack the intelligence to think of any sort of comeback. It's a very redundant phrase. You'll say, "Hey, how's it goin'?" and your mother will be brought into the conversation out of nowhere.

Whomever uses this phrase in an argument, has automatically lost.
Me:Seriously, Napoleon Dynamite sucks.
Them:ur mom
Them:lol
Them:...
Me: Ohhh, original.
Them:STFU ur momz a ho
Me: At least I got one, motherfucka'!
Them has signed off
by Jon March 08, 2005
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free agent

The New 'adventure game' from LucasArts Starring Spaff.
Spaff is starring in 'Free Agent' from LucasArts
by jon January 28, 2004
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onsetofeffect

A band based out of calabasas California near L.A.
www.onsetofeffect.com
www.onsetofeffect.com
by Jon February 17, 2005
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stuff

A popular men's magazine featuring pornography.
Did you see that hot chick in Stuff?
by Jon June 06, 2003
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goff

How moronic chavs say "goth" as they are unable to pronounce the "th"
Hey you goff! I'm gonna knock you spark out!
by Jon April 03, 2005
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honger

Ok if you can get your hands on either a purse, bag or wallet, you can identify a honger

One dead givaway of 'hongerism' is that they have several bubble tea cards that say "buy 7 get one free!". Quite often, these places have really bad names, like 'numba one cafe' 'little elephant cafe' etc.

Also, their recepts, if they have lots of receipts from Richmond, from places like Yohann, Aberdeen and Daizo, this may signify a honger.

The pics they carry often signify hongerism. If they have pics in their expensive $2000 cell phones that aren't available in Canada, they are honger. If not, then they might not be as bad.

If they pics contain ppl in gay poses, such as the peace signs etc, they may be honger. If they have really slutty girls in them wif blond streaks in their hair, and no name brand clothes or fake clothes, then they are honger.
by jon December 17, 2004
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fat people

i think fat peopl should be shot at birth but until that law passes i think u should spit on them when u see them walking down the street as i do
did the air get fatter in here
by jon January 18, 2005
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