JoN's definitions
Makes great cars in Europe, should try to bring more models to the US/Canada market from accross the ocean. The Focus is a start.
by Jon May 22, 2003

A person who pwns people at something.
There is no true pwnerer,one may be close to the title but to truly pwn,one must pwn at all games. And when you meet him/her, you will only know him/her as
"The Pwnerer"
"A true pwnerer pwns at all games"
There is no true pwnerer,one may be close to the title but to truly pwn,one must pwn at all games. And when you meet him/her, you will only know him/her as
"The Pwnerer"
"A true pwnerer pwns at all games"
by Jon April 25, 2005

From "The Lord of the Rings," the evil land of Sauron the Dark Lord. Please do not ring the front gate after 9PM, thx. -- mgmt
One does not simply waltz into Mordor.
by Jon February 17, 2005

Three axe attack! At first, their guitar lineup consisted of Ed King, Gary Rossington, and Allen Collins. King later quit the band and was later replaced by Steve Gaines. Usually, Gaines played a Strat, Rossington a Les Paul, and Collins an Explorer. They would change guitars on some songs. For example, Rossington played the mournful guitar at the beginning of Free Bird in concert using a slide and a SG.
Ronnie Van Zant was the lead singer and primary song writer. His songs usually had very straight-forward lyrics. Contrary to legend, he was a fan of Neil Young. On the cover of Street Survivors, he can be seen in a Neil Young Shirt.
Leon Wilkeson played bass. Former roadie Billy Powell played piano. Artimus Pyle replaced Bob Burns on drums. They had a trio of back-up singers, the "Honkettes."
Ronnie Van Zant was the lead singer and primary song writer. His songs usually had very straight-forward lyrics. Contrary to legend, he was a fan of Neil Young. On the cover of Street Survivors, he can be seen in a Neil Young Shirt.
Leon Wilkeson played bass. Former roadie Billy Powell played piano. Artimus Pyle replaced Bob Burns on drums. They had a trio of back-up singers, the "Honkettes."
If I leave her tomorrow, would you still remember me?
I signed my contract, baby, and I want you people to know: Every penny that I make I'm gonna see where my money goes!
Lord, I can't make any changes. All I can do is write them in a song.
Gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister, gimme three steps towards the door. Gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister, and you'll never see me no more!
I signed my contract, baby, and I want you people to know: Every penny that I make I'm gonna see where my money goes!
Lord, I can't make any changes. All I can do is write them in a song.
Gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister, gimme three steps towards the door. Gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister, and you'll never see me no more!
by Jon March 17, 2005

by jon May 13, 2005

To be really cool, and then suddenyl turn "not cool".
Comes from WWE Superstar Randy Orton, who used to be a badass heel and have some decent matches. But since his un-deserved Heavyweight Title reign, he started to have lame matches and have some really suckass matches.
Comes from WWE Superstar Randy Orton, who used to be a badass heel and have some decent matches. But since his un-deserved Heavyweight Title reign, he started to have lame matches and have some really suckass matches.
Did you see Larry? Look at that Orton. He used to be so cool. But now that he hit the Panama Red, he's less cool.
by Jon January 17, 2005

typically from new jersey, an italian who commonly uses way too much hair gel and has many homosexual tendancies, even though they pronounce themselves straight. commonly found in clubs and bars surrounded by gross easy chicks
by jon June 9, 2004
