JoN's definitions

mxslicer

Someone who is unable to comprehend the slightest facts because he has a heavy "de-liberalizer" filter on his monitor.

Blindly worships anything conservative and republican, and uses ah homenien attacks to defend himself.

Jon: So I'm not happy with the current government.
MxSlicer: Shut up your P**** FA*
Another Conservative: Shup Up Mxslicer, your making your party look bad.

by Jon April 17, 2005

barrelhead

When a person with an elongated head is zoned out and sits with his mouth open all day.

"If that barrelhead doesn't shut his mouth he's gonna catch some flies."

by Jon December 29, 2003

snap demeo

an exclamation, usually used to express joy or surprise

Snap demeo, the beer they're serving doesn't suck!

by JoN February 19, 2004

Sweet Child

Also known as "Sweet Child O' Mine". It is a metaphor used to personify a very beautiful girl.

She's got eyes of the bluest skies and if they thought of rain, I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain. And her hair reminds of a warm, safe place where as a child that I'd pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by.

Sweet Child O' Mine.

by Jon December 2, 2004

klar

Klar is definied simply:

1.) The state of being klar faced.
2.) Of or related to klar face.

The girl is ridiculously klar faced.

by Jon February 21, 2005

The Rose Bowl

Fuck $C. Fuck $C. Fuck $C.

The Rose Bowl.

Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.

by jon November 16, 2004

circumcised

A procedure in which the foreskin is removed.

When I was eight days old, I was tortured when I was forced to be circumcised as part of a barbaric ritual called brit milah.

by Jon April 5, 2005