JoN's definitions

up the ass

the best form of batty sex

serge was poundin on his boy friends ass

by jon July 21, 2003

bear

A truly massive bloke that has enormous influence over all around him.

When I grow up I want to be just like Bear

by Jon February 24, 2005

Johnny Damon

A redsox centerfielder that oddly resembles jesus. He shall be the savior to the redsox this season.

"If the Redsox can't win this year with Jesus Christ in centerfield then they must be cursed."

by jon April 8, 2004

grappa

Clear Italian rocket fuel. Made from the bits of grape vine that can't be used for making wine. Lethal in large doses.

It was a 4 grappa evening. I didn't see the next morning.

by Jon January 17, 2004

Pwned

anyone that says this word has NOOOOO life at all

i pwned that noob because i have no life and sit around all day playing video games!!

by Jon April 18, 2005

Makes Bank

A term for someone or somthing making lots of money in a short period of time.

Doug Said"iDNS makes bank"
This mean iDNS has made alot of money in a short period of time.

by Jon February 15, 2005

Assfro

The hair on the hair normally in large amounts in te shape of an afro.

Jon really needs to shave his assfro.

by Jon May 9, 2003