Definitions by JoN

The Big Game 

The best rivalry in college football. Stanford University plays University California Berkeley (Cal) for The Axe. The Big Game in 1982 had the most spectacular but controversial finish in the history of college football. Simply called The Play, five Cal players touched the ball on a zany kickoff return that gave Cal a 25-20 victory, although I swear the second player's knee was down.

Stanford has the record for consecutive Big Game victories, winning in 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 00, and 01.

Cal has won the last two Big Games.

The Big Game by Jon January 1, 2004

sweat body 

smelly person, person who sweats alot, just really reeks, bad body odor.

Hey sweat body.

sweat body by Jon December 31, 2003

STEEL 

steel will terminate you, steel will kill you, steel is life, steel is death, steel kills.

Steel will kill you.

STEEL by Jon December 31, 2003

The Onion

"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.

This article by The Onion is hilarious!

The Onion by Jon December 31, 2003

Animal Farm

A "fairy story" by George Orwell, where farm animals take over the farm ran by their drunken master. The book compares the animals to those involved with communist takeover of Russia. In the end, the animals are worse off than they were under human control.

Napolean the pig in Animal Farm represents Joseph Stalin.

Animal Farm by Jon December 31, 2003

mansechs 

The act of slipping the phallus of one male homosapien into an opening provided willingly from another male homosapien. This act usually involves one of the male homosapiens to behave like the other male homosapiens biatch.

I had some hawt mansechs with Tyden last night! -Belatucrados

mansechs by Jon December 30, 2003

barrelhead 

When a person with an elongated head is zoned out and sits with his mouth open all day.

"If that barrelhead doesn't shut his mouth he's gonna catch some flies."

barrelhead by Jon December 29, 2003