Parsonsed

When a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth.
Yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley.
by Jon April 21, 2005
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colins mom

Colins mother is like the village bicycle, Everyone has taken it for a ride.
by Jon April 16, 2004
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miszleresque

(adj.)
Having any of the following traits: the inability to think and talk/listen/act at the same time, to calculate ones financial position before committing to anything (unless it involves women, esp. younger women, in which case all prior committments are invalid), to complain about laundry and/or grading papers, or to stare at a member of the opposite sex in hopes of communication (initiated by said party).
"I hate to be miszleresque but I'm trying to get an idea how much the eavning is gonna cost me."
by Jon October 29, 2004
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Monkey Fuck

A drink made with rum, kahlua, and banna liquer
by jon March 30, 2003
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Finka

A caucasian mainly Japanese and or chinese person that is a total ass.
by Jon August 29, 2003
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pussy whore

one that steals all the pussy, thereby making him a pussy himself
Dude, Cory is a such a pussy whore, he stole all the pussy and won't share any...what a pussy.
by Jon March 23, 2005
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The 80s

Horribly overrated time period. I know, I was born in 1990, so I wouldn't know what the eighties were like. But seriously, I hate it when people my age reminisce about eighties topics or claim that they are "children of the eighties".

Kickass heavy metal music, though.
I watched "I Love the 80s" on VH1. I am an EIGHTIES EXPERT!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!1
by Jon January 17, 2005
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