JoN's definitions

dangenerate

a slacker. one who is iresponsible or one who cuts corners

dan called in sick to work after drinking too much at the christmas party the nite before

by jon December 10, 2003

waste

A person who has done nothing with thier life and never will...

Dave you are a waste of flesh dont talk to me.

by jon May 13, 2005

fuck beans

Random expression of anger and shock.

Jim: Hey, did you engage your parking break? Because that looks like you car rolling down the hill.
Steve: What? Fuck beans!

by Jon July 2, 2004

pepsi

the urban coca cola

Yo mang, you be drinkin a pepsi.

by Jon December 28, 2003

The Lord of the Rings

One of the most successful trilogies of all time, in the forms of literature and film. It chronicles the parallel adventures of Frodo Baggins, and Aragorn, Heir of Gondor.

For some reason, people on UrbanDictionary.com feel that they have to compare this trilogy to J.K. Rowling's seven-part book/movie series Harry Potter

The Lord of the Rings should have swept every single Oscar.

by Jon February 7, 2004

in the weeds

When a waiter/waitress is serving too many people at once.

Ned, you're in the weeds. I think I'll get Julie to wait on the other six tables.

by Jon January 11, 2005

fuckface

used whenever talking about my sisters old boyfriend who likes to hit girls. a sign of a fuckface is someone who likes to sit on cowboy boots during sex and pretends its and accident.

Sis: I can't believe i dated that fuckface
Me: Ya i know, i bet he's at home sitting on a cowboy boot right now

by Jon November 6, 2004