klinkers

Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.
That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!
by Jon October 10, 2004
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bear

A truly massive bloke that has enormous influence over all around him.
When I grow up I want to be just like Bear
by Jon February 24, 2005
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Halo

1)Probably one of the best games ever made for X Box or any other system. Its an FPS so some people say it sucks, but their just a bunch of n00bs that can't master a game or any other game for that matter. If you don't play halo what kind of gamer are you?
2)A giant spinning ring floating in space with a diamiter of 10,000km, and a thickness of 22.3km. It was constucted by the Forrunner as a weapon to kill all life in the galexy,less the univers be left to be consumed by the parasitic Flood. Last seen in orbit around the gas giant Threshold. Communications with installation 04 have been lost.
Current statis:Unknown
by Jon April 25, 2005
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BUFU

by Jon May 12, 2003
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Siv

Siv is a person who enjoys doing his homework and loves school very much.
Siv is at home doing his homework again.
by Jon January 06, 2004
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action

A placeholder word, used to facilitate conversation, usually only understood contextually by the participants of the conversation, and not by outsiders.
Hey man, can you hand me that action over there?

What's with this action?
by Jon June 10, 2004
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assmuffin

A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.
Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.
by Jon November 28, 2003
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